best of the best! only here in motel devil!
Monday, December 17, 2007
Katesplayground Free Streaming Movies
the best interview ever! Damn
best of the best! only here in motel devil!
best of the best! only here in motel devil!
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Community Service Letter Fake
overheated !!!!!!( !!!!....... as I love you I have or I have no reason ...)
I wrote this last year ... but I retake late for livejournal. Ah
!!!!!, beautiful Christmas season to overcome old yesterdays, either by the prodigious family has touched me, or whether with the guys, who for better or worse I have known to pick.
mmmmm good it feels to sit at the table decent people, well bañadito, or dress like a dresser doll ready to get out of it (but I say to both glamorous, if only a family dinner, anyway ... i do not care). That
rich to enjoy this dinner with such longing, mother, sister, sisters and other nosy been prepared with great pleasure, mmm, that smells good, and this is only the beginning, including dessert, junk food bought at the store before the end of the kid (nephews), bought beer long before anything else for bowling * home (in house are many) and the mega talks (the academy, dancing for a dream, lost, or contend, among other ....) that no one would take to light, are in special day for all .....
It's 11:59, one minute before the scheduled time, leaving the grapes are ready to do battle for the best teeth, begins the countdown, as if it were a ship off some strange gringa or Russian, pointing 12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 space ...... and so on are being taking, making a wish, which of course will not be met (if the applicant does not want so much his fart) and suddenly everyone is hugging roads that snake orgy in summer (keep in mind that I Animal Planet), and good that you will do, well the saying goes ... .. "if you can not beat them, join them !!!!................... of Suddenly a moment of silence and lots of explosions come alive at night that is eternal (at least to me )..... do not hear more than that .......... a lot of noise ... ..... and as time and therefore a lot of people coming to your home thirsty for a good hug and wish you a happy new year, people in your life have you seen or talked to them, but as they are your family and good that you can do but continue hugging strangers, and provide (which could not do before because you were very small, according to the "adult") that's cool, now taking over 18 let you do what a normal adult does: binge drinking, cigarette smoking, cursing, and talking with adults (which in particular for me it is so rewarding, but something good to say I have to die), and then someone comes up with the brilliant idea to make the xbox!! (My nephew) Blessed be the hottest place you challenge it, nor who will say anything to turn off the TV, everyone is completely drunk to do it, you end up with a sore finger and thirsty and hungry because you spent half my life stuck the TV, after a good dinner (the second), you'll like angel, your sacred bed to rest (although frankly, rest of it?).
The next day you hear a noise, you weba, but also hunger, damn you !!!!! overheated but as I love you ...
zegodead
bolus * = a drunk, drunk, or what follows after that ...
I wrote this last year ... but I retake late for livejournal. Ah
!!!!!, beautiful Christmas season to overcome old yesterdays, either by the prodigious family has touched me, or whether with the guys, who for better or worse I have known to pick.
mmmmm good it feels to sit at the table decent people, well bañadito, or dress like a dresser doll ready to get out of it (but I say to both glamorous, if only a family dinner, anyway ... i do not care). That
rich to enjoy this dinner with such longing, mother, sister, sisters and other nosy been prepared with great pleasure, mmm, that smells good, and this is only the beginning, including dessert, junk food bought at the store before the end of the kid (nephews), bought beer long before anything else for bowling * home (in house are many) and the mega talks (the academy, dancing for a dream, lost, or contend, among other ....) that no one would take to light, are in special day for all .....
It's 11:59, one minute before the scheduled time, leaving the grapes are ready to do battle for the best teeth, begins the countdown, as if it were a ship off some strange gringa or Russian, pointing 12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 space ...... and so on are being taking, making a wish, which of course will not be met (if the applicant does not want so much his fart) and suddenly everyone is hugging roads that snake orgy in summer (keep in mind that I Animal Planet), and good that you will do, well the saying goes ... .. "if you can not beat them, join them !!!!................... of Suddenly a moment of silence and lots of explosions come alive at night that is eternal (at least to me )..... do not hear more than that .......... a lot of noise ... ..... and as time and therefore a lot of people coming to your home thirsty for a good hug and wish you a happy new year, people in your life have you seen or talked to them, but as they are your family and good that you can do but continue hugging strangers, and provide (which could not do before because you were very small, according to the "adult") that's cool, now taking over 18 let you do what a normal adult does: binge drinking, cigarette smoking, cursing, and talking with adults (which in particular for me it is so rewarding, but something good to say I have to die), and then someone comes up with the brilliant idea to make the xbox!! (My nephew) Blessed be the hottest place you challenge it, nor who will say anything to turn off the TV, everyone is completely drunk to do it, you end up with a sore finger and thirsty and hungry because you spent half my life stuck the TV, after a good dinner (the second), you'll like angel, your sacred bed to rest (although frankly, rest of it?).
The next day you hear a noise, you weba, but also hunger, damn you !!!!! overheated but as I love you ...
zegodead
bolus * = a drunk, drunk, or what follows after that ...
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Gums Swollen Whie On Gums
THE TRUTH ABOUT MEXICO TACOS.
WHERE? and HOW TO EAT TACOS?
Chapter One (Basic): HOW TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT PLACE
1 .- It is essential to democracy, more people, better flavor.
2 .- You need at least 2 stray dogs roaming the
place to validate that we are not in community lunch
another dog, and that "dog does not eat dog."
3 .- Regardless local mobility needs to have the unique and stunning
"Mexican biological waterproof fly's killer" (or
is the bag with water but do not know how to dial exorcised
flies).
4 .- the sauces should be visible,
adequately supplied and the hand of all "guests" and fed lemon
vaccinated each taco.
5 - At sea dangerous, leaving the metro
whereabouts of trucks or a place where the cars needed to give ground to taste good taco.
6 .- The "death cloth"
indispensable multipurpose tool to clean and efficient practice where
dishes come and clean the hands of those responsible for collecting the
"nutritious consumption."
7 .- And of course: cold cokes right and left.
Chapter Two: THE APPEARANCE OF Taquera
1 .- The taco should be a mature person, preferably with
mustache to prove it is M & M (Macho Mexicano).
2 .- Right in the management of knife
teacher what "splitting the tangerine into sections" to the meat in question.
3 .- Loss (to the left) rete adept at turning over the tortillas
(sunflower oil anointing upon cholesterol free). 4 .-
prodigious memory to count "per capita" taco
digested by each consumer. 5 .-
ability to delegate their barges (at least one).
6 .- And with a white apron (indispensable, white in "quotes").
Chapter Three: THE BOATS
1 .- apron must also have "white", but not necessarily
mustache (are learners taco).
2 .- Its only natural talent is the easy identification of wonderful
viboreo mamacitas (arrrroooooz).
3 .- They have names like: Cuñado, Chinese, Guero, the guts.
4 .- Their only concern is the alignment
America or the result of classic, basic literature is Lord
Football and all cartoons Cowboy Book.
5 .- Its function is to cut limes, cilantro and onion as well as uncover
refreshments after four applications of
people. 6 .-
know by heart the menu, but then come out with their anchors
no longer about "steak."
Chapter Four: THE GUESTS
1 .- Any Mexican who claims to be Mexican is a potential consumer
taco, the taco is evil, that does not respect
sex, age or social status.
2 .- A diner always ask first of all: "What are you
, paisa, wedge, mike mai, cousin, buddy, pal, bro? "reviews the food and make its decision only to confirm that some guests give their ok
asking another gut.
3 .- The guests that come together whenever they speak in code between
them to other diners do not understand, no matter
that other diners are worth their mothers talk.
4 .- A diner is bully with all the other guests, to
unless the other guest is a "mommy", so that all
moms are gandallas diners.
5 .- A diner is strategist, manages the place so close
sauces that estiradita reach with a ladder, but so far to
staining than are the others.
6 .- A diner does not ask for forgiveness, asking for more tacos! and two at
to keep cool ...
7.-In the end, make a stick, chewing gum or the worst one
bristle broom sweeping the filthy water (wuakala! that rich!)
with it pieces of pork rind removed
left lodged between the teeth, guacalaaaa ... why?
to enjoy a delicious dessert of what is left between the teeth.
young studs! Technotronic
WHERE? and HOW TO EAT TACOS?
Chapter One (Basic): HOW TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT PLACE
1 .- It is essential to democracy, more people, better flavor.
2 .- You need at least 2 stray dogs roaming the
place to validate that we are not in community lunch
another dog, and that "dog does not eat dog."
3 .- Regardless local mobility needs to have the unique and stunning
"Mexican biological waterproof fly's killer" (or
is the bag with water but do not know how to dial exorcised
flies).
4 .- the sauces should be visible,
adequately supplied and the hand of all "guests" and fed lemon
vaccinated each taco.
5 - At sea dangerous, leaving the metro
whereabouts of trucks or a place where the cars needed to give ground to taste good taco.
6 .- The "death cloth"
indispensable multipurpose tool to clean and efficient practice where
dishes come and clean the hands of those responsible for collecting the
"nutritious consumption."
7 .- And of course: cold cokes right and left.
Chapter Two: THE APPEARANCE OF Taquera
1 .- The taco should be a mature person, preferably with
mustache to prove it is M & M (Macho Mexicano).
2 .- Right in the management of knife
teacher what "splitting the tangerine into sections" to the meat in question.
3 .- Loss (to the left) rete adept at turning over the tortillas
(sunflower oil anointing upon cholesterol free). 4 .-
prodigious memory to count "per capita" taco
digested by each consumer. 5 .-
ability to delegate their barges (at least one).
6 .- And with a white apron (indispensable, white in "quotes").
Chapter Three: THE BOATS
1 .- apron must also have "white", but not necessarily
mustache (are learners taco).
2 .- Its only natural talent is the easy identification of wonderful
viboreo mamacitas (arrrroooooz).
3 .- They have names like: Cuñado, Chinese, Guero, the guts.
4 .- Their only concern is the alignment
America or the result of classic, basic literature is Lord
Football and all cartoons Cowboy Book.
5 .- Its function is to cut limes, cilantro and onion as well as uncover
refreshments after four applications of
people. 6 .-
know by heart the menu, but then come out with their anchors
no longer about "steak."
Chapter Four: THE GUESTS
1 .- Any Mexican who claims to be Mexican is a potential consumer
taco, the taco is evil, that does not respect
sex, age or social status.
2 .- A diner always ask first of all: "What are you
, paisa, wedge, mike mai, cousin, buddy, pal, bro? "reviews the food and make its decision only to confirm that some guests give their ok
asking another gut.
3 .- The guests that come together whenever they speak in code between
them to other diners do not understand, no matter
that other diners are worth their mothers talk.
4 .- A diner is bully with all the other guests, to
unless the other guest is a "mommy", so that all
moms are gandallas diners.
5 .- A diner is strategist, manages the place so close
sauces that estiradita reach with a ladder, but so far to
staining than are the others.
6 .- A diner does not ask for forgiveness, asking for more tacos! and two at
to keep cool ...
7.-In the end, make a stick, chewing gum or the worst one
bristle broom sweeping the filthy water (wuakala! that rich!)
with it pieces of pork rind removed
left lodged between the teeth, guacalaaaa ... why?
to enjoy a delicious dessert of what is left between the teeth.
young studs! Technotronic
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Buying A Play Structure
is back!
comes alive with the help of Armandito manzanerox! jajajajaa chequense!
and original:
comes alive with the help of Armandito manzanerox! jajajajaa chequense!
and original:
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Free Amtrak Simulator Game
internet sucks! Egg
now is that we must obey a fucking walrus?
and could not miss the cumbia version!
chuntaro style version!
and many versions already so famous in youtube!
now is that we must obey a fucking walrus?
and could not miss the cumbia version!
chuntaro style version!
and many versions already so famous in youtube!
Friday, October 26, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
I'm Taking Nifedipine
firefighters come ... I'm raw!
this morning, I woke up my neighbor either altered, Quesque had a gas leak, and fuck we left the building, for this had already called the "heroic Tlanepantla fire department," the trouble is that I had a party the day before, was crudísimo, net and all I wanted was to sleep, worth if exploited mothers or not, but hey, as a good neighbor had to "vacate the premises" as saying the bombers! in technical terms, I took some photos of the action, fortunately did not pass over, as the commanding officer told us that one firefighter pendejo perrrrrilla left open the stove, causing a strong odor of propane gas, (the same Mexican rocket used to launch, what it tells us that Mexicans have not yet walked on the moon), but good that you are doing, there are stupid people everywhere, this is my story of today , Delight with pics and all crappy ... videito
the net do their job the bombers!, A lady's prize with a bean cakes with eggs, and heat pa'la agüita chia ...
the ever gone missing ...
the famous video that the truth or means to say ...
and finally can not miss how far Mrs. chismosita!
this morning, I woke up my neighbor either altered, Quesque had a gas leak, and fuck we left the building, for this had already called the "heroic Tlanepantla fire department," the trouble is that I had a party the day before, was crudísimo, net and all I wanted was to sleep, worth if exploited mothers or not, but hey, as a good neighbor had to "vacate the premises" as saying the bombers! in technical terms, I took some photos of the action, fortunately did not pass over, as the commanding officer told us that one firefighter pendejo perrrrrilla left open the stove, causing a strong odor of propane gas, (the same Mexican rocket used to launch, what it tells us that Mexicans have not yet walked on the moon), but good that you are doing, there are stupid people everywhere, this is my story of today , Delight with pics and all crappy ... videito
the net do their job the bombers!, A lady's prize with a bean cakes with eggs, and heat pa'la agüita chia ...
the ever gone missing ...
the famous video that the truth or means to say ...
and finally can not miss how far Mrs. chismosita!
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Give Reward Miles To Someone
Here we are after so long without putting anything "useful." Apparently the classes have already begun ... language school - failure, the university - have a pass, volleyball - passing, painting .- pass. And nothing, wasting time here when I should be reading a book in English (Heart of Darkness), that neither the author knows what he wrote simple vocabulary, simple and understandable to use (pure irony, as you can see ..) - Great, to my luck, just skip a window with scantily clad girls. ... oooh ... it's really amazing! Poz nothing, after enticed to eat today, hatching and not get anything of benefit to the day I feel better. I'll write a book. A title ... (I can not think of anything, go for God)
Ale, then I leave. One of these days I connectors and things I will get better. I keep helping
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Graphics Card Setup In Sims 2
Designers Against
> "A few days ago I get an email with a text on the plague that we are graphic designers and instructions on how to kill us. After reading the hilarious post, I think perhaps without realizing this sinister and evil plan has already begun long, because every day the designers we are in situations that relate there. "
> "As everyone knows, graphic designers are the reason why there are so many wars and chaos in the world. They get into our minds with subliminal messages they use in their designs, require us to spend our money on useless products, we lead to depression and violent acts and of course, most designers are communists.
> So to save the world from the evil graphic designers have created this list of things we can do to make sure to stop them and force them to leave their profession ... forever!!
> 1 - Microsoft Office. When you have to send a file to a graphic designer make sure that this in any Microsoft Office program, PC version of choice. If you have to send pictures make sure that these are embedded in an Office file such as Word or PowerPoint, this will go crazy. Do not forget to turn down resolution as much as you can to the image in this way will have to call to ask a higher resolution and when you do, send him an even smaller. If you use email to send you forget to attach the file a couple of times.
> 2 - Sources. (Fonts) If the designer chooses Helvetica, Arial ask you. If he chooses Comic Sans Arial ask. If he chooses Comic Sans means that he is half crazy and your mission will be easier.
>
> 3 - More is better. Let's say you sent a flyer design. Graphic designers always try to leave white space everywhere: use margins large, plenty of space between letters and between lines of a paragraph. They say this makes it easier to read and that the design will look more clean and professional. Lie! The reason they do this is to make your document more large and expensive. Why do this? Because graphic designers hate people ... they also eat babies ... raw.
> So I ask the designer to use smaller margins and the text makes it very small. You use many fonts and those little pictures that come default in Office programs. They will try to defend their reasons but do not worry, in the end you are the customer and have reason.
> 4 - Logos. If you have to send a logo to a designer for a project sure to follow the procedure of sending detailed images in # 1 or better yet, tell him to get off the Internet or by fax mándaselo. Once the poor devil managed to recreate your logo in the design ask him to make it bigger. On the other hand, if you want to design a custom logo make your own sketches on a napkin or ask one of your nephews that I drew for you. The sketch you have to be as little detail as possible. The less the designer understands better because it forced him to make a thousand changes later. Never accept the first proposal by or the ninth. Ask him to finish a picture in the logo, 3D letters in rainbow gradients and use at least three types of letters.
> When I delivered the tenth proposal say that you like the second but that seems to fifth using the colors of the seventh. This is cruel but remember graphic designers are the number one cause of cancer in our country.
> 5 - Use your own words. When she describes a project to a designer be sure to use terms that mean something like: "I want to design super father" or "look pretty", "vibrate", "something spectacular." If I prefer using contradictory terms: "color but black and white" conservative but quirky "Doing this makes the designer a step closer to madness and further away from wanting to continue their profession.
> 6 - Colors. The best way to choose colors for your design is random. You can write your favorite colors on pieces of paper and throw in a hat and pick blindly. The designers suggest you choose two or three at most but do not be fooled they want to sabotage your work, choose how many colors you want and if you want to change them mid-project these within your rights.
> 7 - Deadlines. When the designer asks you to approve the project, take your time. No hurry, take two or three days to a week if you want as long as just one day before the deadline of project delivery to tell the designer has to make more corrections and changes. This probably will explode designer liver but who cares? They are responsible for terrorist attacks our country has suffered lately.
> 8 - finish it! After applying all of this list to your victim, the designer, human nature (to be determined whether they are human or not) will feel a bit insecure. For now you will find can not meet your needs and abandon any hope of winning an argument against you and will do everything you ask without a wince. If you want your design in canary yellow with orange letters will.
> It's easy to think that after all this you won the war against the designers but remember that the goal is that the designer is out of business. So get ready to give the final blow. While making the final decisions on colors, text, images, etc. Tell him you feel disappointed by their lack of initiative, he is the designer and should be the one who make decisions using their experience and talent, not you.
> Tell you expected more initiative and advice from you and you're already sick of his lack of creativity and that from now on you will do your own designs in Microsoft Publisher or Word instead of paying for their services. After that you can be sure that the world will be a graphic designer which care less. "
>
> Real as life itself Do not you?
> "A few days ago I get an email with a text on the plague that we are graphic designers and instructions on how to kill us. After reading the hilarious post, I think perhaps without realizing this sinister and evil plan has already begun long, because every day the designers we are in situations that relate there. "
> "As everyone knows, graphic designers are the reason why there are so many wars and chaos in the world. They get into our minds with subliminal messages they use in their designs, require us to spend our money on useless products, we lead to depression and violent acts and of course, most designers are communists.
> So to save the world from the evil graphic designers have created this list of things we can do to make sure to stop them and force them to leave their profession ... forever!!
> 1 - Microsoft Office. When you have to send a file to a graphic designer make sure that this in any Microsoft Office program, PC version of choice. If you have to send pictures make sure that these are embedded in an Office file such as Word or PowerPoint, this will go crazy. Do not forget to turn down resolution as much as you can to the image in this way will have to call to ask a higher resolution and when you do, send him an even smaller. If you use email to send you forget to attach the file a couple of times.
> 2 - Sources. (Fonts) If the designer chooses Helvetica, Arial ask you. If he chooses Comic Sans Arial ask. If he chooses Comic Sans means that he is half crazy and your mission will be easier.
>
> 3 - More is better. Let's say you sent a flyer design. Graphic designers always try to leave white space everywhere: use margins large, plenty of space between letters and between lines of a paragraph. They say this makes it easier to read and that the design will look more clean and professional. Lie! The reason they do this is to make your document more large and expensive. Why do this? Because graphic designers hate people ... they also eat babies ... raw.
> So I ask the designer to use smaller margins and the text makes it very small. You use many fonts and those little pictures that come default in Office programs. They will try to defend their reasons but do not worry, in the end you are the customer and have reason.
> 4 - Logos. If you have to send a logo to a designer for a project sure to follow the procedure of sending detailed images in # 1 or better yet, tell him to get off the Internet or by fax mándaselo. Once the poor devil managed to recreate your logo in the design ask him to make it bigger. On the other hand, if you want to design a custom logo make your own sketches on a napkin or ask one of your nephews that I drew for you. The sketch you have to be as little detail as possible. The less the designer understands better because it forced him to make a thousand changes later. Never accept the first proposal by or the ninth. Ask him to finish a picture in the logo, 3D letters in rainbow gradients and use at least three types of letters.
> When I delivered the tenth proposal say that you like the second but that seems to fifth using the colors of the seventh. This is cruel but remember graphic designers are the number one cause of cancer in our country.
> 5 - Use your own words. When she describes a project to a designer be sure to use terms that mean something like: "I want to design super father" or "look pretty", "vibrate", "something spectacular." If I prefer using contradictory terms: "color but black and white" conservative but quirky "Doing this makes the designer a step closer to madness and further away from wanting to continue their profession.
> 6 - Colors. The best way to choose colors for your design is random. You can write your favorite colors on pieces of paper and throw in a hat and pick blindly. The designers suggest you choose two or three at most but do not be fooled they want to sabotage your work, choose how many colors you want and if you want to change them mid-project these within your rights.
> 7 - Deadlines. When the designer asks you to approve the project, take your time. No hurry, take two or three days to a week if you want as long as just one day before the deadline of project delivery to tell the designer has to make more corrections and changes. This probably will explode designer liver but who cares? They are responsible for terrorist attacks our country has suffered lately.
> 8 - finish it! After applying all of this list to your victim, the designer, human nature (to be determined whether they are human or not) will feel a bit insecure. For now you will find can not meet your needs and abandon any hope of winning an argument against you and will do everything you ask without a wince. If you want your design in canary yellow with orange letters will.
> It's easy to think that after all this you won the war against the designers but remember that the goal is that the designer is out of business. So get ready to give the final blow. While making the final decisions on colors, text, images, etc. Tell him you feel disappointed by their lack of initiative, he is the designer and should be the one who make decisions using their experience and talent, not you.
> Tell you expected more initiative and advice from you and you're already sick of his lack of creativity and that from now on you will do your own designs in Microsoft Publisher or Word instead of paying for their services. After that you can be sure that the world will be a graphic designer which care less. "
>
> Real as life itself Do not you?
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Japanese Modeling Nyc
yoyo man!
the question is: how long has this guy spent on the yoyo? CHECK OUT THESE
the question is: how long has this guy spent on the yoyo? CHECK OUT THESE
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Medicine Ball Recommend
things I have come to the mail ...
pulled THAT HAVE SENT ME IN POST CHAIN MAIL:
very tired? a lot of work? do not know what to do with your life? this desperate? I have the solution for you perfect to end all your problems!
yeah!
believe it or not !!!!!!!
not believe me?
ok! never mind missed it! and not serious!! if you want to know that it is very simple! c
anta this verse several times (and have on hand a revolver subscribing to the head):
"you feel you can not end with martyrdom? just makes your already tailing the trigger!" feel like you can not end with martyrdom? and only makes your trigger pull on! "you feel you can not end with martyrdom? only makes your longer trigger pull on! only and pulls the trigger Subscribe!
and all your problems disappear!! so simple, so easy, so stupid !!!!!!
AND THIS OTHER:
gay symptoms:
1. Reach 30 and have no stomach, sure you are gay.
2. Blow pallets: mariconada! the only things a man can really suck, it is precisely that part of the women who are imagining ... (And if you imagine anything, sure you are gay)
3. Having a cat: Only a homosexual would have accomplished a cat. A cat is like a dog but a queer version, washed with their own language, bury their feces, eating fish and never gets drunk. That is, the man who lives with a cat at home, lives in deep gay relationship. Just look: A dog called with masculine dignity, dog fucker, come here "or" go fucking dog ", but a cat ..." bsss-bsss-bsss, kiti kiti kiti, look nice, so my cute kitty "...¡ putooooooooo!
4. Do not go hunting or fishing, because there is no bathroom. A true man shits everywhere and is cleaned with what you find.
5. Ask for decaf, coffee with skim milk or the like: Poof! Coffee is coffee, must be strong! ... Is male! The only things that can be added to coffee is, cognac and whiskey or on tequila default, everything else is whoring.
6. Know the names of more than 4 cakes: A man known only enough to eat at a bar.
"where we have seen a real man enters a bar and say" sorry, I could bring two pieces of lemon pie and a brownie ?"... Puto!, With 20 teams in the first division and 25 players in each ... who do you have room in memory to remember the names of the cakes?
7. Driving with both hands is veeeeery gay, and if the cowboys get to the bull rope with one hand ... why a man needs two hands to grip the steering wheel. The two hands on the wheel, only two moments: passing or playing trumpet, at other times the right hand should be free to tune the radio, talking on the phone, smoking, eating a sandwich, and get a beer with his girlfriend etc fajar.
8. "I love to dance ..." Dance by men only need to get close to an old, but then they will love it ... do not think so!
9. Know the names of the actors and actresses, fashion and movies or novels in which they acted, it's girls, a real man just remember that guy you saw in another film cutting off heads with a sword in each hand.
10. Which is set well or how badly a woman wears and can remember what color was her dress: joooooootooooo! A man just remember how good it was.
11. Check the expiration date on products, fag, fag and fag recontra! deveras a man is immune to obsolete products.
12. Receive and send e-mails that talk about friendship, love, tenderness and other high whoring that are illustrated with photos of children, flowers, angels and dogs queers doing joterías, and ultimately threaten you that if you do not forward you something terrible will happen. FUCKING SICK!
13. He spends most of his time on the internet, searching for his "other half" on blind date sites and things like that, jotisssssiiiiimmmmooo! the internet was invented only for two things: to send e-mails from work and watch pornography.
14. In his phone has all contacts classified by alphabet name, age, family, friends, work friends etc. etc. Puto, puto puto! a man has in his contacts with all his old comrades and, with its secular nicknames as "the bald sobas" the guts "" Turkish "" Trout "truck" among others .....
as will be gay is not as easy as you think, because they must cover many things, this is a short list, so if you are interested to be run .... see .... jajajajaja
AND THIS LAST :
naquísimo is that when you start a conversation made by the phrases "hey crazy" or "hey old."
is naquísimo, put your dog on the roof of your house.
is naquísimo, hitting Calvin decal to your car mion
is naquísimo, wearing leopard thong swimsuit.
is naquísimo, Chev bring cans packed down in your car or your truck box.
is naquísimo, wear white socks with black shoes (and tie).
is naquísimo, hang clothes in front of your home. It naquísimo, bring an image of the Virgin in the shift lever.
is naquísimo, plush dice hanging in the rearview mirror.
is naquísimo, bring the broken sock at the toe
It naquísimo, get a pack of cigarettes on the shoulder.
is naquísimo, used as an undershirt with figures. It naquísimo, do not bring T-shirt. (Blessed naquez)
is naquísimo, put a shirt to the seat of your car.
is naquísimo, bring a car antenna covering the chest to the rear bumper.
is naquísimo, let long little finger nail and pretend it is to play the guitar. It naquísimo, that the old are lifted her skirt to get to a river (and that they see the bottom)
naquísimo is that the child is placed to swim in his underwear.
is naquísimo say "ANCINE" instead of CSA.
is naquísimo, let the mustache secondary.
is naquísimo, let down your pants at the bottom.
is naquísimo, taparte the sun coming through the window of your car, with a towel or other object is naquísimo, planting pine in a gas station.
is naquísimo, using high school ring.
is naquísimo, put your muffler bocho corrneta
is naquísimo, brushing teeth and appear to have rabies is naquísimo, go with your girl to the stadium and take it with fluff (a sun) Pineda ...
is naquísimo, wearing shorts, basketball socks and patent leather shoes (for going to the beach as the Chorus)
is naquísimo, your secretary place the stuffed dog on top of the compu.
It naquísimo, having a gas pedal as a foot. It naquísimo, have a mirror covering the entire windshield. It naquísimo, to play at your wedding dance ticket.
is naquísimo, make tortilla roll.
is naquísimo, bring a comb in the back pocket.
is naquísimo, put a roll of paper board squashed in the car. It naquísimo, eating caramel apple palettes.
is naquísimo, that children walk kicking your wedding cards.
is naquísimo, put like a rubber costume head of your favorite artist. It naquísimo, worn on the shoulder a recorder that seems Christmas tree.
is naquísimo, wear shirts tank top with jeans and boots. It naquísimo, your cake XV years is over three floors and integrated source.
is naquísimo, wear shirts from JPS (John Player Special) is naquísimo, cello with loggerheads.
is naquísimo, bringing the styling section through the middle and layered.
is naquísimo, bring Walt Disney tie shirt with short sleeves. It naquísimo, talking to a radio station and request the song of the moment. Naquísimo
is more, make friends with a radio announcer.
is naquísimo, belong to a fan club.
is naquísimo, have hair on their ears or nose.
is naquísimo, yelling at a morra ... "MASITAS"
is naquísimo, Cutting your hair will cover half of the ear. It naquísimo, bring a hat in bocho.
is naquísimo, RAY-VAN glasses mirror, and pretend they are original.
is naquísimo, post messages on the defense of your car.
is naquísimo, Chev build vessels in the stadium when they suck.
is naquísimo, hang a CD in your rearview mirror.
is naquísimo, put your glasses stratus Bolch.
is naquísimo, jokes to a girl "chhhhhst"
is naquísimo, eat animal crackers
is naquísimo, going to stain the porcelain on the job and your card will see the bottom of the door
is naquísimo, wipe from front as women's naquísimo, wearing a tie made of aluminum cans
is naquísimo, a cord as a string.
is naquísimo, going to rodeo shirt Mexican football team is naquísimo, bring a gold bracelet is over three kilos naco, bring a silver.
is naquísimo, put the name of your girlfriend in your car with rope-style letters.
is naquísimo bring sunglasses indoors.
stuffed bear is naquísimo board put your car on the pretext that the sun eats the color.
is naquísimo bring long hair (men) and have a mug of cassava that can not handle it, thinking that the more you look nice.
is naquísimo bring golden shoes day (for girls), is naquísimo ombliguera use in winter and ride your hole ombligal throughout the city. Bring boots
is naquísimo ranch, being that closest to the ranch has been drinking milk
Alpura double antenna is naquísimo put your car, thinking he is super athletic.
is naquísimo say "Bolshevik" when the real name is "beetle"
naquisimo taxis is a can in the antenna
is naquisimo put the flag on the hood of the car
is naquisimo put on the buses with his plate KE GOOD
naquísimo drinking water is horchata or Jamaica, especially in bag.
is naquísimo take anything on bag.
is naquísimo refreshments punch or strawberry or pineapple
your car is naquísimo polarizing mirror or with 'glitter'
is naquísimo have a car stereo brand 'Mustang'.
is naquísimo put potato sauce. Naquísimo suck the sauce is the bag when your chips run out.
is naquísimo Japanese eat peanuts and sauce pouch.
is naquísimo have the option, buy Canel's gum.
is naquísimo bring small piece or snack in your bag (for women).
is naquísimo have marked a condom in your wallet.
is naquísimo put the napkin round his neck.
is naquísimo use dress socks with shorts.
It naquísimo wear shoes wear pants.
is naquísimo get hotmail accounts and presumably the race.
is naquísimo say "wai Wev worl" or "imeil" It naquísimo peek at a television camera when you see someone interview.
is naquísimo shout something to the camera ...
is naquísimo send a greeting to anyone ...
is naquísimo out at "everyone in Mexico is aware ..."
is naquísimo exit at "The Cabin" is naquísimo be published on any game show.
is naquísimo take your children to chabelo.
is naquísimo buy cotton candy (even though delicious, is not something you should NEVER do in public).
is naquísimo paste decals to your computer.
is naquísimo paste stickers on either side.
is naquísimo use removable tattoos. Especially if you are walt disney.
is naquísimo using digital clock and call "of antics.
is naquísimo ask the time: "How long you got?"
is naquísimo use colguijes of Guadalupe (sorry but it is naco). It colguije naquísimo use any gold other than gold.
is naquísimo use an ankle bracelet.
is naquísimo using toenails painted (women)
is naquísimo buy perfumes at Giant or The Commercial (women)
is naquísimo have any kind of 'light bulbs' in your car that are not agency especially if they blink and flash to the beat but if your music and worse if your music is cumbia.
is naquísimo if you have any cuts of any artist ... you NACO! It naquísimo if you have any autograph that is not a personal dedication that really meet and talk with the artist.
the fact is naquísimo make wedding invitations with embossed and various colors. Naquísimo
is to be put brown shoes with black pants.
is naquísimo if you use promotional products as Coca-Cola clocks, keychains, etc. Or have La Villa Coca-Cola under your window.
is naquísimo if you collect the souvenirs of the wedding and 15 years in your room.
is naquísimo if you hit a thousand stamps to your car. Including the schools you've never attended.
is naquísimo if paint stick a sticker on your VW Beetle drained
is naquísimo hit your car a picture of any television
is naquísimo tell everyone your "big pedas.
is naquísimo out with your girlfriend on Sunday, is naquísimo ... wave throw your maid.
is naquísimo cry DOWN! when you down in a minibus, it must be said: LOW !!!!!!! (Always say down! Low and only one person, inexplicable naquez).
is naquísimo get drunk with beer. Naquísimo
is urinating in the pool.
is naquísimo pee in the shower.
naquísimo whistle is for someone to turn.
is naquísimo bring more disque antenna believing his sports car that looks the most nice and is super athletic
is naquísimo sing songs in English but know you're saying!
knob is naquísimo take (especially mezcal) hidden in a paper bag.
is naquisísimo sing songs from commercials.
is naquísimo tell the truckers' pass me from behind "
is naquísimo put horns in the photos.
is naquísimo snort more than once a laugh.
is naquísimo that whenever you go to watch football at home you wear the shirt of your team and you start to give the 'rattle'.
is naquísimo if you bite your nails and spit, you're a naco dirty (if you're a naco swallows clean icky)
is naquísimo take photos in a landscape where only poke your carota
is naquísimo when the paper runs toilet in a public restroom and the guy in the toilet next to you ask "Do you have paper?".
is naquísimo if not next door and yell "who spent part?" Monaco is full body to take photos inside a house.
naquísimo ask is your girlfriend in front of the price of something or face you know you buy. Naquísimo
is a good song to make a "Re-re-remix."
is naquisísimo if you prefer the remix.
naco is a single cigar smoking more and more people if it is a lighthouse.
is naquísimo making sounds of 'fart' in a public restroom and more if you are alone.
say is naquísimo C'mon expressions such as OK or knowing that you are speaking English.
is naquísimo that instead of saying "both" say "a together." It naquísimo graffiti a wall and put things like "Tripon law" or worse "the Black raffle."
shirt is naquísimo use in a pool is that the ladies naquísimo methane the pool in shorts and t-shirt is the potbellied naquísimo walk shirtless in a more bloody bocho nothing but sports (that slut).
is naquísimo pizza with salsa valentina
is naquísimo women wearing black boots with white socks ahhh! and over a short skirt.
naquísimo bring your shirt is hard rock planet hollywood or embroidered fayuca
is naquisimo .... have a wedding picture in the room, take the fourth one of those pictures where it appears as a baby in four or more within it.
is naquísimo clowns put decorations in the room (the kind of paper mache) is naquísimo put any type of figurine coriiente (especially if they are of those who come in potato sacks)
is naquísimo to chafamex quality poster in your room and think you see (chidísimos).
is naquísimo see movies Stalone or Arnold and believe they are good. Naquísimo see beverly
is rich and is designed
gringa naquísimo see any series and hope that your life is paresca (or worse, feel that in fact it seems)
is naquísimo as a postscript to "Viva la Familia"
is naquísimo Being overweight (a), dark (a), living in a popular neighborhood and give your child as any of the original characters from Beverly Hills (Brandon, Brenda, Dylan etc.) or worst put them "Michael" "Michaelle" etc. .
is naquísimo go to the corner store, refuse to shampoo pens "Vanart" and ask for a "Heland cholders."
naquísimo use pañoletitas is famous in her hair, being that it is in vogue since the summer of 99.
naquísimo face painting is in the car is naquísimo enchinarte
eyelashes with a spoon and more if you're in the car
is naquísimo still ride on the tabs
enchinandote pesera naquisimo to squeeze the grain is in the rearview mirror of the car, chale!
is naquisimo answer the cell phone out loud when the movie already started
is naquisimo say "I've never had to shave or shave their legs
is naquisimo taco smell the sweat ropa
Es naquísimo sacarte el moco en un elevador y apretar cualquier botón. Es naquísimo decir cuando ves un coche padre "yo se lo presté".
Es naquísimo decir Mercedens Bens.
Es naquísimo decir cuando contestas el telefono o saludas a alguien.....que hongo.
Es naquísimo en hombres, cuando tienes el cabello corto de adelante y largo de atras.
Es naquísimo el que se hechó la trilogia de las Marias (Maria Mercedes, Maria la del Barrio y Marimar).
Es naquísimo el que usa playeras negras de grupos de metal y tus grupos favoritos son Limite, Caballo Dorado,los Ilegales, y todos esos.
Es naquísimo traer celular y tenerlo apagado o desactivado
Es naquísimo Dummy use brands to be fashionable. Versanchez. Mike tennis, or Mezchino Maschine shirts, trousers etc. .. lebis
is naquísimo when he smiles and teeth are silver or gold is naquísimo his belt buckle is bigger than the belt. It was still a woman naquísimo see hairy legs and armpits too. Naquísimo
It serves you the breeches "discreetly."
is naquísimo say it was the jukebox CocaCola
record is naquísimo wedding as the wedding of Lucero and Mijares. It naquísimo to shower in his underwear at the beach.
wetting is naquísimo pools.
is naquísimo dress like Mexican flag on 15 September.
is naquísimo say "aiga" instead of "there" is naquísimo
say words like "you did", "you said," trajistes "," dress "
naquísimo is still living in a hut, have SKY, DirectTV or satellite dish.
naquísimo use the Internet is just to chat, and on top with cable modem or ISDN connection. Naquísimo
is not lost or Gateway Home Bazaar or 12 cores
is that for the carnival naquísimo buy tickets from a month earlier.
is naquísimo that would be of compadre Joe Lara naquísimo
is that its scope is scheduled Wave Radio stations, La Poderosa, La Maquina Tropical, Z, K is naquísimo bring good
decals all checks from 70 so far in the rear window of the car
use a screwdriver is naquísimo insurance car door
pink dress is naquísimo Mexican naquísimo
is up to the mic with a fragrance fraiche .. .
is naquísimo putting socks in the car
is naquísimo Winie buy socks or walt disney Pooh in the center
is naquísimo breakfast from street
is naquísimo bring a car of the year and with good sound, with the k sound is naquísimo have many bootlegs
is naquísimo put plastic tablecloths on the table
is naquísimo not know the difference between dinner and snack
is naquísimo cross the knife in the fork when you finished eating it naquísimo sneezing and not cover your mouth and nose.
naquísimo coughing is not cover your mouth somewhere Cerrado naquísimo
is wearing red underwear (HOBr and women).
is naquísimo brush your teeth with your hand or stick on the table
naquísimo is that when you stuck a piece of food you unclog it by hand and I'll eat pussy.
is naquísimo the sweater wearing pants with
is naquísimo the saying "sanduis" or "shanwich." Naquísimo
is the one who says "my warbler" his girlfriend
naquísimo which is up to the music blaring from the car and believes trouser
is naquísimo the pool to buy flip flops in various colors.
is naquísimo which puts swimsuit thong (male and female) is naquísimo which asks for money to his girlfriend but he does not pay. It naquísimo that sounds reverse throw you
Lambada weevil is naquísimo you in bras "have bathe" or tears in the corner of my eye, or your name on the upper back.
is naquísimo if your haircut looks like any character in the film Last of the Mohicans.
is naquísimo if you hang a dog chain or cord to your belt clip to the bag.
is naquísimo Rambo if you use pants with Nike sneakers.
is naquísimo if you read the book or the Sensational Cowboy Town and Market.
is naquísimo if it passes a girl with the haunting Pegaditas pants with eyes still half an hour and you stand or stretch your neck even though you know that you no longer see anything.
Montana is naquísimo if you smoke, boots, wings and wool as well as bring you buy a Marlboro.
is naquísimo if every time you wash the water is black.
is naquísimo if you use "chanpu" of bathing or Capris.
is naquísimo if the rear bumper of your car says "Have Kick me" and the front says "Your sister" or yet "Almost an Angel
naquísimo
is wasting your time reading this, and above take note!
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AND THIS OTHER:
gay symptoms:
1. Reach 30 and have no stomach, sure you are gay.
2. Blow pallets: mariconada! the only things a man can really suck, it is precisely that part of the women who are imagining ... (And if you imagine anything, sure you are gay)
3. Having a cat: Only a homosexual would have accomplished a cat. A cat is like a dog but a queer version, washed with their own language, bury their feces, eating fish and never gets drunk. That is, the man who lives with a cat at home, lives in deep gay relationship. Just look: A dog called with masculine dignity, dog fucker, come here "or" go fucking dog ", but a cat ..." bsss-bsss-bsss, kiti kiti kiti, look nice, so my cute kitty "...¡ putooooooooo!
4. Do not go hunting or fishing, because there is no bathroom. A true man shits everywhere and is cleaned with what you find.
5. Ask for decaf, coffee with skim milk or the like: Poof! Coffee is coffee, must be strong! ... Is male! The only things that can be added to coffee is, cognac and whiskey or on tequila default, everything else is whoring.
6. Know the names of more than 4 cakes: A man known only enough to eat at a bar.
"where we have seen a real man enters a bar and say" sorry, I could bring two pieces of lemon pie and a brownie ?"... Puto!, With 20 teams in the first division and 25 players in each ... who do you have room in memory to remember the names of the cakes?
7. Driving with both hands is veeeeery gay, and if the cowboys get to the bull rope with one hand ... why a man needs two hands to grip the steering wheel. The two hands on the wheel, only two moments: passing or playing trumpet, at other times the right hand should be free to tune the radio, talking on the phone, smoking, eating a sandwich, and get a beer with his girlfriend etc fajar.
8. "I love to dance ..." Dance by men only need to get close to an old, but then they will love it ... do not think so!
9. Know the names of the actors and actresses, fashion and movies or novels in which they acted, it's girls, a real man just remember that guy you saw in another film cutting off heads with a sword in each hand.
10. Which is set well or how badly a woman wears and can remember what color was her dress: joooooootooooo! A man just remember how good it was.
11. Check the expiration date on products, fag, fag and fag recontra! deveras a man is immune to obsolete products.
12. Receive and send e-mails that talk about friendship, love, tenderness and other high whoring that are illustrated with photos of children, flowers, angels and dogs queers doing joterías, and ultimately threaten you that if you do not forward you something terrible will happen. FUCKING SICK!
13. He spends most of his time on the internet, searching for his "other half" on blind date sites and things like that, jotisssssiiiiimmmmooo! the internet was invented only for two things: to send e-mails from work and watch pornography.
14. In his phone has all contacts classified by alphabet name, age, family, friends, work friends etc. etc. Puto, puto puto! a man has in his contacts with all his old comrades and, with its secular nicknames as "the bald sobas" the guts "" Turkish "" Trout "truck" among others .....
as will be gay is not as easy as you think, because they must cover many things, this is a short list, so if you are interested to be run .... see .... jajajajaja
AND THIS LAST :
naquísimo is that when you start a conversation made by the phrases "hey crazy" or "hey old."
is naquísimo, put your dog on the roof of your house.
is naquísimo, hitting Calvin decal to your car mion
is naquísimo, wearing leopard thong swimsuit.
is naquísimo, Chev bring cans packed down in your car or your truck box.
is naquísimo, wear white socks with black shoes (and tie).
is naquísimo, hang clothes in front of your home. It naquísimo, bring an image of the Virgin in the shift lever.
is naquísimo, plush dice hanging in the rearview mirror.
is naquísimo, bring the broken sock at the toe
It naquísimo, get a pack of cigarettes on the shoulder.
is naquísimo, used as an undershirt with figures. It naquísimo, do not bring T-shirt. (Blessed naquez)
is naquísimo, put a shirt to the seat of your car.
is naquísimo, bring a car antenna covering the chest to the rear bumper.
is naquísimo, let long little finger nail and pretend it is to play the guitar. It naquísimo, that the old are lifted her skirt to get to a river (and that they see the bottom)
naquísimo is that the child is placed to swim in his underwear.
is naquísimo say "ANCINE" instead of CSA.
is naquísimo, let the mustache secondary.
is naquísimo, let down your pants at the bottom.
is naquísimo, taparte the sun coming through the window of your car, with a towel or other object is naquísimo, planting pine in a gas station.
is naquísimo, using high school ring.
is naquísimo, put your muffler bocho corrneta
is naquísimo, brushing teeth and appear to have rabies is naquísimo, go with your girl to the stadium and take it with fluff (a sun) Pineda ...
is naquísimo, wearing shorts, basketball socks and patent leather shoes (for going to the beach as the Chorus)
is naquísimo, your secretary place the stuffed dog on top of the compu.
It naquísimo, having a gas pedal as a foot. It naquísimo, have a mirror covering the entire windshield. It naquísimo, to play at your wedding dance ticket.
is naquísimo, make tortilla roll.
is naquísimo, bring a comb in the back pocket.
is naquísimo, put a roll of paper board squashed in the car. It naquísimo, eating caramel apple palettes.
is naquísimo, that children walk kicking your wedding cards.
is naquísimo, put like a rubber costume head of your favorite artist. It naquísimo, worn on the shoulder a recorder that seems Christmas tree.
is naquísimo, wear shirts tank top with jeans and boots. It naquísimo, your cake XV years is over three floors and integrated source.
is naquísimo, wear shirts from JPS (John Player Special) is naquísimo, cello with loggerheads.
is naquísimo, bringing the styling section through the middle and layered.
is naquísimo, bring Walt Disney tie shirt with short sleeves. It naquísimo, talking to a radio station and request the song of the moment. Naquísimo
is more, make friends with a radio announcer.
is naquísimo, belong to a fan club.
is naquísimo, have hair on their ears or nose.
is naquísimo, yelling at a morra ... "MASITAS"
is naquísimo, Cutting your hair will cover half of the ear. It naquísimo, bring a hat in bocho.
is naquísimo, RAY-VAN glasses mirror, and pretend they are original.
is naquísimo, post messages on the defense of your car.
is naquísimo, Chev build vessels in the stadium when they suck.
is naquísimo, hang a CD in your rearview mirror.
is naquísimo, put your glasses stratus Bolch.
is naquísimo, jokes to a girl "chhhhhst"
is naquísimo, eat animal crackers
is naquísimo, going to stain the porcelain on the job and your card will see the bottom of the door
is naquísimo, wipe from front as women's naquísimo, wearing a tie made of aluminum cans
is naquísimo, a cord as a string.
is naquísimo, going to rodeo shirt Mexican football team is naquísimo, bring a gold bracelet is over three kilos naco, bring a silver.
is naquísimo, put the name of your girlfriend in your car with rope-style letters.
is naquísimo bring sunglasses indoors.
stuffed bear is naquísimo board put your car on the pretext that the sun eats the color.
is naquísimo bring long hair (men) and have a mug of cassava that can not handle it, thinking that the more you look nice.
is naquísimo bring golden shoes day (for girls), is naquísimo ombliguera use in winter and ride your hole ombligal throughout the city. Bring boots
is naquísimo ranch, being that closest to the ranch has been drinking milk
Alpura double antenna is naquísimo put your car, thinking he is super athletic.
is naquísimo say "Bolshevik" when the real name is "beetle"
naquisimo taxis is a can in the antenna
is naquisimo put the flag on the hood of the car
is naquisimo put on the buses with his plate KE GOOD
naquísimo drinking water is horchata or Jamaica, especially in bag.
is naquísimo take anything on bag.
is naquísimo refreshments punch or strawberry or pineapple
your car is naquísimo polarizing mirror or with 'glitter'
is naquísimo have a car stereo brand 'Mustang'.
is naquísimo put potato sauce. Naquísimo suck the sauce is the bag when your chips run out.
is naquísimo Japanese eat peanuts and sauce pouch.
is naquísimo have the option, buy Canel's gum.
is naquísimo bring small piece or snack in your bag (for women).
is naquísimo have marked a condom in your wallet.
is naquísimo put the napkin round his neck.
is naquísimo use dress socks with shorts.
It naquísimo wear shoes wear pants.
is naquísimo get hotmail accounts and presumably the race.
is naquísimo say "wai Wev worl" or "imeil" It naquísimo peek at a television camera when you see someone interview.
is naquísimo shout something to the camera ...
is naquísimo send a greeting to anyone ...
is naquísimo out at "everyone in Mexico is aware ..."
is naquísimo exit at "The Cabin" is naquísimo be published on any game show.
is naquísimo take your children to chabelo.
is naquísimo buy cotton candy (even though delicious, is not something you should NEVER do in public).
is naquísimo paste decals to your computer.
is naquísimo paste stickers on either side.
is naquísimo use removable tattoos. Especially if you are walt disney.
is naquísimo using digital clock and call "of antics.
is naquísimo ask the time: "How long you got?"
is naquísimo use colguijes of Guadalupe (sorry but it is naco). It colguije naquísimo use any gold other than gold.
is naquísimo use an ankle bracelet.
is naquísimo using toenails painted (women)
is naquísimo buy perfumes at Giant or The Commercial (women)
is naquísimo have any kind of 'light bulbs' in your car that are not agency especially if they blink and flash to the beat but if your music and worse if your music is cumbia.
is naquísimo if you have any cuts of any artist ... you NACO! It naquísimo if you have any autograph that is not a personal dedication that really meet and talk with the artist.
the fact is naquísimo make wedding invitations with embossed and various colors. Naquísimo
is to be put brown shoes with black pants.
is naquísimo if you use promotional products as Coca-Cola clocks, keychains, etc. Or have La Villa Coca-Cola under your window.
is naquísimo if you collect the souvenirs of the wedding and 15 years in your room.
is naquísimo if you hit a thousand stamps to your car. Including the schools you've never attended.
is naquísimo if paint stick a sticker on your VW Beetle drained
is naquísimo hit your car a picture of any television
is naquísimo tell everyone your "big pedas.
is naquísimo out with your girlfriend on Sunday, is naquísimo ... wave throw your maid.
is naquísimo cry DOWN! when you down in a minibus, it must be said: LOW !!!!!!! (Always say down! Low and only one person, inexplicable naquez).
is naquísimo get drunk with beer. Naquísimo
is urinating in the pool.
is naquísimo pee in the shower.
naquísimo whistle is for someone to turn.
is naquísimo bring more disque antenna believing his sports car that looks the most nice and is super athletic
is naquísimo sing songs in English but know you're saying!
knob is naquísimo take (especially mezcal) hidden in a paper bag.
is naquisísimo sing songs from commercials.
is naquísimo tell the truckers' pass me from behind "
is naquísimo put horns in the photos.
is naquísimo snort more than once a laugh.
is naquísimo that whenever you go to watch football at home you wear the shirt of your team and you start to give the 'rattle'.
is naquísimo if you bite your nails and spit, you're a naco dirty (if you're a naco swallows clean icky)
is naquísimo take photos in a landscape where only poke your carota
is naquísimo when the paper runs toilet in a public restroom and the guy in the toilet next to you ask "Do you have paper?".
is naquísimo if not next door and yell "who spent part?" Monaco is full body to take photos inside a house.
naquísimo ask is your girlfriend in front of the price of something or face you know you buy. Naquísimo
is a good song to make a "Re-re-remix."
is naquisísimo if you prefer the remix.
naco is a single cigar smoking more and more people if it is a lighthouse.
is naquísimo making sounds of 'fart' in a public restroom and more if you are alone.
say is naquísimo C'mon expressions such as OK or knowing that you are speaking English.
is naquísimo that instead of saying "both" say "a together." It naquísimo graffiti a wall and put things like "Tripon law" or worse "the Black raffle."
shirt is naquísimo use in a pool is that the ladies naquísimo methane the pool in shorts and t-shirt is the potbellied naquísimo walk shirtless in a more bloody bocho nothing but sports (that slut).
is naquísimo pizza with salsa valentina
is naquísimo women wearing black boots with white socks ahhh! and over a short skirt.
naquísimo bring your shirt is hard rock planet hollywood or embroidered fayuca
is naquisimo .... have a wedding picture in the room, take the fourth one of those pictures where it appears as a baby in four or more within it.
is naquísimo clowns put decorations in the room (the kind of paper mache) is naquísimo put any type of figurine coriiente (especially if they are of those who come in potato sacks)
is naquísimo to chafamex quality poster in your room and think you see (chidísimos).
is naquísimo see movies Stalone or Arnold and believe they are good. Naquísimo see beverly
is rich and is designed
gringa naquísimo see any series and hope that your life is paresca (or worse, feel that in fact it seems)
is naquísimo as a postscript to "Viva la Familia"
is naquísimo Being overweight (a), dark (a), living in a popular neighborhood and give your child as any of the original characters from Beverly Hills (Brandon, Brenda, Dylan etc.) or worst put them "Michael" "Michaelle" etc. .
is naquísimo go to the corner store, refuse to shampoo pens "Vanart" and ask for a "Heland cholders."
naquísimo use pañoletitas is famous in her hair, being that it is in vogue since the summer of 99.
naquísimo face painting is in the car is naquísimo enchinarte
eyelashes with a spoon and more if you're in the car
is naquísimo still ride on the tabs
enchinandote pesera naquisimo to squeeze the grain is in the rearview mirror of the car, chale!
is naquisimo answer the cell phone out loud when the movie already started
is naquisimo say "I've never had to shave or shave their legs
is naquisimo taco smell the sweat ropa
Es naquísimo sacarte el moco en un elevador y apretar cualquier botón. Es naquísimo decir cuando ves un coche padre "yo se lo presté".
Es naquísimo decir Mercedens Bens.
Es naquísimo decir cuando contestas el telefono o saludas a alguien.....que hongo.
Es naquísimo en hombres, cuando tienes el cabello corto de adelante y largo de atras.
Es naquísimo el que se hechó la trilogia de las Marias (Maria Mercedes, Maria la del Barrio y Marimar).
Es naquísimo el que usa playeras negras de grupos de metal y tus grupos favoritos son Limite, Caballo Dorado,los Ilegales, y todos esos.
Es naquísimo traer celular y tenerlo apagado o desactivado
Es naquísimo Dummy use brands to be fashionable. Versanchez. Mike tennis, or Mezchino Maschine shirts, trousers etc. .. lebis
is naquísimo when he smiles and teeth are silver or gold is naquísimo his belt buckle is bigger than the belt. It was still a woman naquísimo see hairy legs and armpits too. Naquísimo
It serves you the breeches "discreetly."
is naquísimo say it was the jukebox CocaCola
record is naquísimo wedding as the wedding of Lucero and Mijares. It naquísimo to shower in his underwear at the beach.
wetting is naquísimo pools.
is naquísimo dress like Mexican flag on 15 September.
is naquísimo say "aiga" instead of "there" is naquísimo
say words like "you did", "you said," trajistes "," dress "
naquísimo is still living in a hut, have SKY, DirectTV or satellite dish.
naquísimo use the Internet is just to chat, and on top with cable modem or ISDN connection. Naquísimo
is not lost or Gateway Home Bazaar or 12 cores
is that for the carnival naquísimo buy tickets from a month earlier.
is naquísimo that would be of compadre Joe Lara naquísimo
is that its scope is scheduled Wave Radio stations, La Poderosa, La Maquina Tropical, Z, K is naquísimo bring good
decals all checks from 70 so far in the rear window of the car
use a screwdriver is naquísimo insurance car door
pink dress is naquísimo Mexican naquísimo
is up to the mic with a fragrance fraiche .. .
is naquísimo putting socks in the car
is naquísimo Winie buy socks or walt disney Pooh in the center
is naquísimo breakfast from street
is naquísimo bring a car of the year and with good sound, with the k sound is naquísimo have many bootlegs
is naquísimo put plastic tablecloths on the table
is naquísimo not know the difference between dinner and snack
is naquísimo cross the knife in the fork when you finished eating it naquísimo sneezing and not cover your mouth and nose.
naquísimo coughing is not cover your mouth somewhere Cerrado naquísimo
is wearing red underwear (HOBr and women).
is naquísimo brush your teeth with your hand or stick on the table
naquísimo is that when you stuck a piece of food you unclog it by hand and I'll eat pussy.
is naquísimo the sweater wearing pants with
is naquísimo the saying "sanduis" or "shanwich." Naquísimo
is the one who says "my warbler" his girlfriend
naquísimo which is up to the music blaring from the car and believes trouser
is naquísimo the pool to buy flip flops in various colors.
is naquísimo which puts swimsuit thong (male and female) is naquísimo which asks for money to his girlfriend but he does not pay. It naquísimo that sounds reverse throw you
Lambada weevil is naquísimo you in bras "have bathe" or tears in the corner of my eye, or your name on the upper back.
is naquísimo if your haircut looks like any character in the film Last of the Mohicans.
is naquísimo if you hang a dog chain or cord to your belt clip to the bag.
is naquísimo Rambo if you use pants with Nike sneakers.
is naquísimo if you read the book or the Sensational Cowboy Town and Market.
is naquísimo if it passes a girl with the haunting Pegaditas pants with eyes still half an hour and you stand or stretch your neck even though you know that you no longer see anything.
Montana is naquísimo if you smoke, boots, wings and wool as well as bring you buy a Marlboro.
is naquísimo if every time you wash the water is black.
is naquísimo if you use "chanpu" of bathing or Capris.
is naquísimo if the rear bumper of your car says "Have Kick me" and the front says "Your sister" or yet "Almost an Angel
naquísimo
is wasting your time reading this, and above take note!
IN THESE CASES IS WHEN I THINK THE INTERNET HAS BECOME A GARBAGE!
Friday, September 28, 2007
Average Pay For Baby Commercials
yquemequedocallado!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEUpKzoEW-E
I have no words, just enjoy this gem!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEUpKzoEW-E
I have no words, just enjoy this gem!
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Is Olay Regenerist For 39 Year Men
day No matter. AAGR
flowers ... Uhm ... A day longer than the rest of my vacation in peace perooooooo with technology, except for a atercado I just had to mp3. Otherwise well. The camera turned out that was out of power; what.
Well, here we are not doing anything. With the webcam off but watching. Intimidates an egg, do not believe. I still have the trauma of nightmares but good.
Pos anything, I'm waiting for more suggestions of music.
flowers ... Uhm ... A day longer than the rest of my vacation in peace perooooooo with technology, except for a atercado I just had to mp3. Otherwise well. The camera turned out that was out of power; what.
Well, here we are not doing anything. With the webcam off but watching. Intimidates an egg, do not believe. I still have the trauma of nightmares but good.
Pos anything, I'm waiting for more suggestions of music.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Screaming Eagle Wine For Sale
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I'm stressed, Comrade photo has left me forever do not know if or moments. The holidays are winding down, I have 5000 subjects for next year and the music I download is half or not. The camera still does not work and I find it funny, or turn on or off ... uhm .. I'll try to remove the battery. Objective one extinguish two: turn on, three verify that still works. Shit I've only got one of the goals. For his sake, that he was only the battery has finished (me and the exciting world of electronic advances.)
Well, I tried to put the pictures of some characters that I found my house to complete the MissMarlene, but seen, it seems we were all with the desire (I first). Aaaagr! I should go read, sleep, or do something useful, right?. I do not know, I'll see. For now I will stop writing because I am exceeding the stupidity. : D. Well nothing new day tomorrow and do the same thing today.
Friday, September 21, 2007
What Do Pokemon Look Like With Genitals
Welcome!
Hello everyone, if anyone reads this .. This is a little test, because I've never used the bug this.
Since I'm realizing that the music we hear is always the same, or similar, at least to see if someone tells me Songs groups or whatever (except bakalao, rap and type andy y lucas) and so I vary my repertoire a bit.
I said this is to welcome the world, and see if the world culturizar me with their music.
Many verses!
Hello everyone, if anyone reads this .. This is a little test, because I've never used the bug this.
Since I'm realizing that the music we hear is always the same, or similar, at least to see if someone tells me Songs groups or whatever (except bakalao, rap and type andy y lucas) and so I vary my repertoire a bit.
I said this is to welcome the world, and see if the world culturizar me with their music.
Many verses!
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Why Is 1.2 Ghz Illegal
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Sunbeam Le Chef Food Processor Parts
NUEVONUEVONUEVONUEVO so a quickie post.
now. this thing I always forget. : /
Well my life is pretty good. The school is super relaxed and super step well. The vanne
see her every weekend and veses sofi as three a week.
pa I'm on a diet to lose weight and parescon a cow and my dad is going to pay a gym.
need to find hits: /
in love all fome as ever.
goodbye.
now. this thing I always forget. : /
Well my life is pretty good. The school is super relaxed and super step well. The vanne
see her every weekend and veses sofi as three a week.
pa I'm on a diet to lose weight and parescon a cow and my dad is going to pay a gym.
need to find hits: /
in love all fome as ever.
goodbye.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Anyone Use Freak Tan Lotion?
Friday at work here .... postea
Mmmm ... Well, I do not know.
you still keep waiting, Dixon. While wave I'll put this thing that is more dead than Mauritius.
To start, work in an erotic lingerie store. And there is every a @ ... Today
came a woman, for example.
wanted a costume, red riding hood. It was not the case, but told him that I bank with a twist, that the deposit insurance there was. Well, I got ... and I brought it.
Tipa: Mmmm ... (Open the package) but it's not like I saw. I do not like this.
Me: That's the shorts, it is assumed that instead of going this caparucita skirt. Tipa
: Ah, but I want it with a short skirt, type ... as the black one that you have there.
Me: Well, I dunno. The costume is well, if you want you can buy a skirt like that but in red. Tipa
: Well, go ahead. Change me the shorts and skirt.
Me: Ehh, no. Sorry but I can not do that. They are two separate things, the costume on one side and the skirt on the other. I can not make that change, not applicable. Tipa
: Dale, stupid. I'm not going to pay both.
Me: Sorry, but you can not. Tipa
: You're not used?. I want to talk to the owner or landlord.
Me: No, sorry but I'm in charge. The owner is, you can come on Monday at 7.
Tipa: I need it for tomorrow night.
Me: Well, I told you. The costume on the one hand, the skirt on the other. Tipa
: Leave baby, I'm going to another lingerie. Thanks for nothing.
mean ... Calibrated or is it?. I can not add or change accessories. Nowhere can you do that!. What is mensa. Buedo, already. : P ~
Mmmm ... Well, I do not know.
you still keep waiting, Dixon. While wave I'll put this thing that is more dead than Mauritius.
To start, work in an erotic lingerie store. And there is every a @ ... Today
came a woman, for example.
wanted a costume, red riding hood. It was not the case, but told him that I bank with a twist, that the deposit insurance there was. Well, I got ... and I brought it.
Tipa: Mmmm ... (Open the package) but it's not like I saw. I do not like this.
Me: That's the shorts, it is assumed that instead of going this caparucita skirt. Tipa
: Ah, but I want it with a short skirt, type ... as the black one that you have there.
Me: Well, I dunno. The costume is well, if you want you can buy a skirt like that but in red. Tipa
: Well, go ahead. Change me the shorts and skirt.
Me: Ehh, no. Sorry but I can not do that. They are two separate things, the costume on one side and the skirt on the other. I can not make that change, not applicable. Tipa
: Dale, stupid. I'm not going to pay both.
Me: Sorry, but you can not. Tipa
: You're not used?. I want to talk to the owner or landlord.
Me: No, sorry but I'm in charge. The owner is, you can come on Monday at 7.
Tipa: I need it for tomorrow night.
Me: Well, I told you. The costume on the one hand, the skirt on the other. Tipa
: Leave baby, I'm going to another lingerie. Thanks for nothing.
mean ... Calibrated or is it?. I can not add or change accessories. Nowhere can you do that!. What is mensa. Buedo, already. : P ~
Friday, March 23, 2007
Aluminum Boat And Pannys Best Way
subwaylady @ 2007-03-23T14: 57:00
I am in a vineyard, in the U of vanne:)
slit wueon is here!
chao.
I am in a vineyard, in the U of vanne:)
slit wueon is here!
chao.
Monday, March 19, 2007
How Long Does It Take To Cook A Sirloin Tip Roast
Mery
I was doing a test here Mery redundant (?) Of LJ. Porq
yes, flog porqe is easier than this thing. But I cope with that of the lay.
How is this to upload photos?, Uh slump that hard! DIXON dale ball you waiting for?? Create an account
, filthy, give me the plunger. ♥
I was doing a test here Mery redundant (?) Of LJ. Porq
yes, flog porqe is easier than this thing. But I cope with that of the lay.
How is this to upload photos?, Uh slump that hard! DIXON dale ball you waiting for?? Create an account
, filthy, give me the plunger. ♥
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Pokemon Soulsilver Patch For Mac
subwaylady @ 2007-03-14T23: 04:00
and from school.
feel that this year will be different from others.
:)
and from school.
feel that this year will be different from others.
:)
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
How Much Does A Dunk Tank Cost
some
charge me this day, because it increases the lonely and sad that I am on normal days of the year.
do not think you expect.
charge me this day, because it increases the lonely and sad that I am on normal days of the year.
do not think you expect.
Monday, February 12, 2007
Outdoor Survival Primitive With Boomerangs
subwaylady @ 2007-02-12T22: 43:00
Today is February 12. I feel that the holidays were longer, although it sounds very exaggerated case.
me exactly a month left to enter school or college whatever you call it, the point is that as I have miedo.consiederando repeated last year and I have the same classes except for all those schools have chaya normally Ed. physics and music. The point is that I have the classes that made me repeat, so I have fear. Also I have to get good grades and all that, by the nem. I loaded
Valentine's Day (and I say that because I am pure single pica Y_Y)
thought about making a new livejournal but the creativity I was long ago yet I can not think I'll keep using it. (As this is the reason for not writing an entry in so long)
My life has been quite fome in recent times. If I taxiing every weekend since Christmas, but I feel I wasted those three months I was in the house.
Chances are that I go on vacation in a few weeks so I tell them there as I was. :)
Bye.
Today is February 12. I feel that the holidays were longer, although it sounds very exaggerated case.
me exactly a month left to enter school or college whatever you call it, the point is that as I have miedo.consiederando repeated last year and I have the same classes except for all those schools have chaya normally Ed. physics and music. The point is that I have the classes that made me repeat, so I have fear. Also I have to get good grades and all that, by the nem. I loaded
Valentine's Day (and I say that because I am pure single pica Y_Y)
thought about making a new livejournal but the creativity I was long ago yet I can not think I'll keep using it. (As this is the reason for not writing an entry in so long)
My life has been quite fome in recent times. If I taxiing every weekend since Christmas, but I feel I wasted those three months I was in the house.
Chances are that I go on vacation in a few weeks so I tell them there as I was. :)
Bye.
Thursday, January 4, 2007
Poptropica Slow To Load
new year
Today I went to enroll in school.
is too cute and is at the entrance to the Paris streets, I am glad that the school is free, or pay the tuition pure and I felt bad because I thought my parents had no money, and besides that I did not deserve.
I'm glad and happy, because I feel this year will to be good, everything is the way I wanted to prove.
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