Saturday, February 23, 2008
How Can I Get Spanish Foto Love
....................................... STRAWBERRY WITH GUN ................................ NACO
CAUTIOUS WITH GUN ............................................. ......................... STRAWBERRY
OFFENDERS WITH MANICURE ............................................. PLAY BOY ....................
MANICURE WITH NACO ............................................... .................. GAY MILL WITH WINGS
............................................. ................................ WINGED ANGEL NACO
............. ..................................................
MURCIELAGO FRESA .............. In the brothel .............................. ............................. BUSCA PLACER NACO
In the brothel ........................................... ................ LOOKING FOR SISTER STRAWBERRY
NEWSPAPER READING .......................................... INTELLECTUAL NACO
............. ................................ NEWSPAPER READING ....................... BUSCA CHAMBA FRESA
RUNNING ............................................. ............................. RUNNING ATHLETE NACO
.............................................. ............................ Ratter
............................................ STRAWBERRY WHITE DRESS ........... DOCTOR NACO
............................................ WHITE DRESS ........... BRIEFCASE WITH STRAWBERRY MILK
............................................. ........................ EXECUTIVE BRIEFCASE WITH NACO
............................................. ....................... STRAWBERRY SELLER HOMOSEXUAL
.............................................. ...................... GAY NACO HOMOSEXUAL
.............................................. ..................... SCRATCHING
PUTO FRESA .............................................. ...................... ALLERGIC NACO
SCRATCHING ...............................................
Sarnosa ...................... A CAR WITH STRAWBERRY ..................... NACO
................................... MOTORIST WITH A CAR ........ MECHANICAL
................................................ STRAWBERRY AUTO HANDLING ............................................... ....... NACO
AUTO PILOT DRIVING ............................................. ......... STRAWBERRY IN A DRIVER
COMMISSIONER ............................................ ........ COMPLAINANT
NACO at a police station ............................................ STRAWBERRY ARRESTED
TIRED ........ ...................................... .................................... NACO EXECUTIVE WITH STRESS TIRED
............................................ .............................. PINCHE FRESA READING THIS dude
............................................ ..................... NACO
READING THIS REFLECTS ............................................. ................. SE RIE like imbeciles ...
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Learning English
Who the fuck. said English is easy?? To view this course consists of 3 modules:
1 - Basic Module
In English: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?
In English: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which Which witch watch Swatch watch?
2 - Advanced Module
In English: Three witches 'transvestite' buttons look three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which buttons Swatch watch?
In English: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which Which switched witch watch Swatch watch switch?
3 - ... and this one is to master
In English: Three Swedish switched witches watch three watches buttons Swatch Swiss. Which Swedish switched witch watch which button to watch Swatch Swiss?
In English: Three switched witches watch Swedisch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Swedisch Which switched witch Swatch watch Swiss watch Which switch?
And now practicing around the world!! Finally
Guide Admission Examination Questions Examinations varied career Reformed Admission Admission to the 2008.
LAW SCHOOL Have you seen Law and Order? __Yes ___NO
Do you know rob? __Yes __No
His greatest skill is the choro and the nail? EGG ___I ___NO
She likes living at the expense of another's misfortune? __Yes ___NO
That's it. FACULTY OF ENGINEERING
Do you drink? __Yes ___NO
"Much Much? __Yes ___NO
Really? __Yes ___NO
pedas you attend the School? __Yes ___NO
Know at least 20 big words? (Note: high-flown to say that they know about pure
fucking rude.) ___I EGG ___NO piropea
Le whistles and any broom skirt walks past? ___SINCHO CALIMA ___ NEL
very machin is believed? EGG ___I ___NO
PHILOSOPHY What is the meaning of life?
What do you think of capitalism?
Who are you?
What is the sound of the palm of a hand?
Do you feel misunderstood and neglected by the society that surrounds them?
If a tree falls and no one is around Do you produce sound?
Are we or are we doing? Is
you?
What about us?
And this school?
If it is all a product of the imagination which do you smoke?
Will you share with your classmates?
Do you know that the grass does not smoke? Does
to pay for tuition? __Yes ___No (This question is worth 99% of exam)
DESIGN AND ARCHITECTURE
Are you a fag? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question) Let
blowjob and answer, is joto? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
I exit the closet, uninhibited and responsive, is joto? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
has had a heartbreak now fleeing women good they are or are these? __ YES (Go to pay the box) __No (Go to next question) you hate now
women and prefer to have a relationship with men? _ YES (go to pay the box) __No (Go to next question)
So what if joto? __Yes (go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
prefer entertainment to make houses, and cartoons tracitos not to think of that old? __ YES (go to pay the box) __No (Go to next question)
Want to be in this college? __Yes (Then you fag, go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
Then he wants to meet men, escape from the old, and draw flowers jotito analysis systems is it? __Yes (Pass payable to the box) __No (Go to next question)
VETERINARY MEDICINE
Would you fart every day wear, dress clothes and put him ranch hand to the cows? __Yes ___NO
is everything.
Accounting, Marketing and Management have
Know?
SI__NO__ Know add?
SI__NO__ subtract Know? SI__NO__
If one or more answers with a 'yes' go to pay the cash and wait 4 years for his title
NURSING AND NUTRIOLOGÍA
Do you know chat? __Yes ___NO
Do you know chat? __Yes ___NO
Would you be willing to chat all the time off and longer if necessary? __Yes ___NO COMMUNICATIONS
you gossip? __Yes __No
This lackeys willing to work in a program that airs only in the mountains? __Yes __No
I love knowing more gruesome stories of their friends without having to learn anything about morals? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
For more screwed up it is always loves to be fashionable? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question) has
new car to brag to the guys? __Yes (value of 80%) ___No (go to hell)
leverage over the major TV networks or companies needing chingonas wasting your money in a communications expert asshole? _If (Go to sign up) __ No (Go away counting)
MEDICINE
Do you have a social life? __Yes (Maybe forget it) ___NO (already fulfilled the first requirement)
Would you like to cut up bodies? __Yes ___NO
Would you like solitude? __Yes ___NO
Would you like to eat from decaying bodies? __Yes ___NO
Would you like to see up close the most dreadful diseases and injuries? __Yes ___NO
Is necrophiliac? __Yes ___ NO? TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY
which college do you run?
Are you willing to work in maquila? Even if it
__Yes operator? __Yes
TEC's all
DE MONTERREY (ITESM) How
win your father?
How much does your mother?
How do you make?
Would you like to spend money in return for a strawberry? __Yes (No choice of NO)
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Mens Underwear Extra Small
I present some videos that caught my attention, I hope you like them!
White Stripes "Conquest"
from his video "Seven Nation Army" and those that follow the brothers, boyfriends, lovers, show a strong tendency towards red, white and black, this video could not be the exception . bring sounds very similar to those of Mexican mariachi and marching bullfights. view is often very funny.
chikita
violent "war"
a very simple video that falls into minimalism, many bands take the white background as a resource because there is not much on in this video if it makes a good photographic work.
Band of Horses "Is There a Ghost?
tells the story of a thief of pillows, while their owners gathered peacefully asleep, she begins a mess by stealing pillows just a fun fight with same.
sub-division "little stranger"
a mannequin comes to life in a landfill, video purely Mexican city dwellers are different environments are present, framed by two thick black blocks maintain attention.
beck "time bomb"
beck
as always manages to surprise us with their video, quite peculiar, using a very basic animation, done in the style of "paint"
kanye west "good life"
a cool video, full of animations reminiscent of "Dance" of justice.
Descartes to Kant "my sweetest headache waltz"
a very well made video with bizarre parts, which shows the bipolarity of the band, sweet and quiet moments, and drastic changes to shouting and guitarrazos.
Battles "Atlas"
one of my favorite videos, record a big challenge in a room of mirrors, but the cameraman is reflected. a good band in a room of mirrors touching one of the best songs of 2007.
austin tv "marduk"
the first video of this great independent band, shows a battle Children. was very critical, because remember two videos of Sigur Rós, an Icelandic band "and Glósóli Hoppipolla." Jajajajajaja
Friday, February 15, 2008
Masterbates And Health
Uhm ..
I wanted to post pictures of Marrakech, and it is strange that I had not done so far. Poz So now I'm hanging by one, and when you find more people here, I'm on the run, put more. Besos
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Sampleclip Denise Milani
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Mcculloch Model 40002802
Well as the name of the entry says, waiting for Something ... what? I do not want to know it. I'll have another of my crappy novels, these exciting that nobody reads, but enough for me to fill my boredom.
Uhm, by the way, I'll write after reading Waiting for Godot, The Caretaker and The Loneliness of the long distance runner. I warn for a variety of absurdities (so to speak) I can get to publish.
puts you
: 9:30 am, in a study shared no one knows what part of the world. There are three and a half: Emerald Maria and Blanca (White dislike me and do not know why, but first and ass ... and do not know any, and not even know what the story will go, but I dislike). The fact is that there are the three on the floor is, and I guess it will be in Madrid for a change ... Fuencarral street to say some.
E: What are you doing?
M: You know the drill ... Wait
E: You know that will not happen, so you take 4 years. You finished the race and still the same.
M: No, everything is different. I finished the race and I know nothing of what I know.
E: uhm ... White did you see?.
M: I was in your room doing something.
E: this is what I have in my room not I want to enter. And less with their intentions ... In short, there is no settlement. Still unaware of the ten years that the sack.
M: Let her be, is happy.
Well here are in a room wasting time ...
M: Look! An e
E: Finally?
M: Yes, he said that morning call.
E: You know the drill ... Although you may call tomorrow. But you can keep dreaming ...
B: hello!
E and M: Hello??
B: Makes a great day, Esmeralda going for a walk on the park? I have to go buy a book ...
E: I'll walk to the book, but no wind, you know that gives me allergy beach sand ...
M: I accompany
B: ... I can not believe. Have you finished counting the points on the wall?
E: Yes, you are finished at least until after tomorrow.
That, down to the book ... (Sorry for the propaganda, but go to La Casa del Libro). And they continue with their existential conversations.
M: I have a headache
B: Of course, you always have to be complaining about everything. You're bitter!!
M: Thanks, but I have something to live for, you know I never meet him, but perhaps for that reason never lose hope ...
B: But you're bitter!
E: You've ever said I hate you?
B: (crying) What?! What?! You're telling me you hate me ??!!!
E: Do not you hear me?
B: You know what I mean? What you odioooooo!! You're silly! 2 months I've been casting for you and you do not even know it ..
E: Nooooooooooooo ... I have not noticed, I'm stupid.
B: You're silly!! And I hate you!! I'm going home to my mother
(ale, I got rid of it ... look I did not like)
The case is now back home, come and rest, eat ... etc, etc. .. That kind of thing I usually do two living together. And also they lie down to nap. The following is after a nap.
M: What are you doing?
E: Wait ...
M: What?
E: You know the drill ...
M: uuuhm ... I was thinking, I'm not as interested in the fact that he write me, you know?
E: and so?
M; do not know, I was thinking ... As usual
E: But think about it
M, and not just him ... also in the other, and it ... You see, it do not understand me, I begin to believe that there is him alone. Is one but never find it, is an entity composed of many, made by him, other than that I never expected anything but that I was obsessed, I remember the girl? spoke Italian as well ... I think that is also formed by it. Do you think that someday I'll find?
E: I dunno, but I have found it ... Until now I thought you knew enough, but I was wrong. Do not know what my life would be without you.
M, (kisses her) I'm not entirely sure this comes to something ... but ...
always, you can continue to expect to spend what you have always yearned:
As the mobile starts to ring: (María's mobile), but as the moment is as it is, she ignores him, but put on mobile, calling GODOT! .... But prices did not catch it leaves a message on voicemail: It has been five years that I waited to tell you that I can not even breathe, I can not live without you ... If I answer the call you will never know anything about me.
And suddenly Mary is going to look at the phone ... but Oops ... was extinguished forever. So the moral of forever nlo not leave for tomorrow you can do today. Tomorrow may be too late.
NOT WANT TO GO TOMORROW TO PLAY THE GAME! AAAAAAAAAGR!!