chequen nothing these boys, are raffled or what?
Friday, October 26, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
I'm Taking Nifedipine
firefighters come ... I'm raw!
this morning, I woke up my neighbor either altered, Quesque had a gas leak, and fuck we left the building, for this had already called the "heroic Tlanepantla fire department," the trouble is that I had a party the day before, was crudísimo, net and all I wanted was to sleep, worth if exploited mothers or not, but hey, as a good neighbor had to "vacate the premises" as saying the bombers! in technical terms, I took some photos of the action, fortunately did not pass over, as the commanding officer told us that one firefighter pendejo perrrrrilla left open the stove, causing a strong odor of propane gas, (the same Mexican rocket used to launch, what it tells us that Mexicans have not yet walked on the moon), but good that you are doing, there are stupid people everywhere, this is my story of today , Delight with pics and all crappy ... videito
the net do their job the bombers!, A lady's prize with a bean cakes with eggs, and heat pa'la agüita chia ...
the ever gone missing ...
the famous video that the truth or means to say ...
and finally can not miss how far Mrs. chismosita!
this morning, I woke up my neighbor either altered, Quesque had a gas leak, and fuck we left the building, for this had already called the "heroic Tlanepantla fire department," the trouble is that I had a party the day before, was crudísimo, net and all I wanted was to sleep, worth if exploited mothers or not, but hey, as a good neighbor had to "vacate the premises" as saying the bombers! in technical terms, I took some photos of the action, fortunately did not pass over, as the commanding officer told us that one firefighter pendejo perrrrrilla left open the stove, causing a strong odor of propane gas, (the same Mexican rocket used to launch, what it tells us that Mexicans have not yet walked on the moon), but good that you are doing, there are stupid people everywhere, this is my story of today , Delight with pics and all crappy ... videito
the net do their job the bombers!, A lady's prize with a bean cakes with eggs, and heat pa'la agüita chia ...
the ever gone missing ...
the famous video that the truth or means to say ...
and finally can not miss how far Mrs. chismosita!
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Give Reward Miles To Someone
Here we are after so long without putting anything "useful." Apparently the classes have already begun ... language school - failure, the university - have a pass, volleyball - passing, painting .- pass. And nothing, wasting time here when I should be reading a book in English (Heart of Darkness), that neither the author knows what he wrote simple vocabulary, simple and understandable to use (pure irony, as you can see ..) - Great, to my luck, just skip a window with scantily clad girls. ... oooh ... it's really amazing! Poz nothing, after enticed to eat today, hatching and not get anything of benefit to the day I feel better. I'll write a book. A title ... (I can not think of anything, go for God)
Ale, then I leave. One of these days I connectors and things I will get better. I keep helping
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Graphics Card Setup In Sims 2
Designers Against
> "A few days ago I get an email with a text on the plague that we are graphic designers and instructions on how to kill us. After reading the hilarious post, I think perhaps without realizing this sinister and evil plan has already begun long, because every day the designers we are in situations that relate there. "
> "As everyone knows, graphic designers are the reason why there are so many wars and chaos in the world. They get into our minds with subliminal messages they use in their designs, require us to spend our money on useless products, we lead to depression and violent acts and of course, most designers are communists.
> So to save the world from the evil graphic designers have created this list of things we can do to make sure to stop them and force them to leave their profession ... forever!!
> 1 - Microsoft Office. When you have to send a file to a graphic designer make sure that this in any Microsoft Office program, PC version of choice. If you have to send pictures make sure that these are embedded in an Office file such as Word or PowerPoint, this will go crazy. Do not forget to turn down resolution as much as you can to the image in this way will have to call to ask a higher resolution and when you do, send him an even smaller. If you use email to send you forget to attach the file a couple of times.
> 2 - Sources. (Fonts) If the designer chooses Helvetica, Arial ask you. If he chooses Comic Sans Arial ask. If he chooses Comic Sans means that he is half crazy and your mission will be easier.
>
> 3 - More is better. Let's say you sent a flyer design. Graphic designers always try to leave white space everywhere: use margins large, plenty of space between letters and between lines of a paragraph. They say this makes it easier to read and that the design will look more clean and professional. Lie! The reason they do this is to make your document more large and expensive. Why do this? Because graphic designers hate people ... they also eat babies ... raw.
> So I ask the designer to use smaller margins and the text makes it very small. You use many fonts and those little pictures that come default in Office programs. They will try to defend their reasons but do not worry, in the end you are the customer and have reason.
> 4 - Logos. If you have to send a logo to a designer for a project sure to follow the procedure of sending detailed images in # 1 or better yet, tell him to get off the Internet or by fax mándaselo. Once the poor devil managed to recreate your logo in the design ask him to make it bigger. On the other hand, if you want to design a custom logo make your own sketches on a napkin or ask one of your nephews that I drew for you. The sketch you have to be as little detail as possible. The less the designer understands better because it forced him to make a thousand changes later. Never accept the first proposal by or the ninth. Ask him to finish a picture in the logo, 3D letters in rainbow gradients and use at least three types of letters.
> When I delivered the tenth proposal say that you like the second but that seems to fifth using the colors of the seventh. This is cruel but remember graphic designers are the number one cause of cancer in our country.
> 5 - Use your own words. When she describes a project to a designer be sure to use terms that mean something like: "I want to design super father" or "look pretty", "vibrate", "something spectacular." If I prefer using contradictory terms: "color but black and white" conservative but quirky "Doing this makes the designer a step closer to madness and further away from wanting to continue their profession.
> 6 - Colors. The best way to choose colors for your design is random. You can write your favorite colors on pieces of paper and throw in a hat and pick blindly. The designers suggest you choose two or three at most but do not be fooled they want to sabotage your work, choose how many colors you want and if you want to change them mid-project these within your rights.
> 7 - Deadlines. When the designer asks you to approve the project, take your time. No hurry, take two or three days to a week if you want as long as just one day before the deadline of project delivery to tell the designer has to make more corrections and changes. This probably will explode designer liver but who cares? They are responsible for terrorist attacks our country has suffered lately.
> 8 - finish it! After applying all of this list to your victim, the designer, human nature (to be determined whether they are human or not) will feel a bit insecure. For now you will find can not meet your needs and abandon any hope of winning an argument against you and will do everything you ask without a wince. If you want your design in canary yellow with orange letters will.
> It's easy to think that after all this you won the war against the designers but remember that the goal is that the designer is out of business. So get ready to give the final blow. While making the final decisions on colors, text, images, etc. Tell him you feel disappointed by their lack of initiative, he is the designer and should be the one who make decisions using their experience and talent, not you.
> Tell you expected more initiative and advice from you and you're already sick of his lack of creativity and that from now on you will do your own designs in Microsoft Publisher or Word instead of paying for their services. After that you can be sure that the world will be a graphic designer which care less. "
>
> Real as life itself Do not you?
> "A few days ago I get an email with a text on the plague that we are graphic designers and instructions on how to kill us. After reading the hilarious post, I think perhaps without realizing this sinister and evil plan has already begun long, because every day the designers we are in situations that relate there. "
> "As everyone knows, graphic designers are the reason why there are so many wars and chaos in the world. They get into our minds with subliminal messages they use in their designs, require us to spend our money on useless products, we lead to depression and violent acts and of course, most designers are communists.
> So to save the world from the evil graphic designers have created this list of things we can do to make sure to stop them and force them to leave their profession ... forever!!
> 1 - Microsoft Office. When you have to send a file to a graphic designer make sure that this in any Microsoft Office program, PC version of choice. If you have to send pictures make sure that these are embedded in an Office file such as Word or PowerPoint, this will go crazy. Do not forget to turn down resolution as much as you can to the image in this way will have to call to ask a higher resolution and when you do, send him an even smaller. If you use email to send you forget to attach the file a couple of times.
> 2 - Sources. (Fonts) If the designer chooses Helvetica, Arial ask you. If he chooses Comic Sans Arial ask. If he chooses Comic Sans means that he is half crazy and your mission will be easier.
>
> 3 - More is better. Let's say you sent a flyer design. Graphic designers always try to leave white space everywhere: use margins large, plenty of space between letters and between lines of a paragraph. They say this makes it easier to read and that the design will look more clean and professional. Lie! The reason they do this is to make your document more large and expensive. Why do this? Because graphic designers hate people ... they also eat babies ... raw.
> So I ask the designer to use smaller margins and the text makes it very small. You use many fonts and those little pictures that come default in Office programs. They will try to defend their reasons but do not worry, in the end you are the customer and have reason.
> 4 - Logos. If you have to send a logo to a designer for a project sure to follow the procedure of sending detailed images in # 1 or better yet, tell him to get off the Internet or by fax mándaselo. Once the poor devil managed to recreate your logo in the design ask him to make it bigger. On the other hand, if you want to design a custom logo make your own sketches on a napkin or ask one of your nephews that I drew for you. The sketch you have to be as little detail as possible. The less the designer understands better because it forced him to make a thousand changes later. Never accept the first proposal by or the ninth. Ask him to finish a picture in the logo, 3D letters in rainbow gradients and use at least three types of letters.
> When I delivered the tenth proposal say that you like the second but that seems to fifth using the colors of the seventh. This is cruel but remember graphic designers are the number one cause of cancer in our country.
> 5 - Use your own words. When she describes a project to a designer be sure to use terms that mean something like: "I want to design super father" or "look pretty", "vibrate", "something spectacular." If I prefer using contradictory terms: "color but black and white" conservative but quirky "Doing this makes the designer a step closer to madness and further away from wanting to continue their profession.
> 6 - Colors. The best way to choose colors for your design is random. You can write your favorite colors on pieces of paper and throw in a hat and pick blindly. The designers suggest you choose two or three at most but do not be fooled they want to sabotage your work, choose how many colors you want and if you want to change them mid-project these within your rights.
> 7 - Deadlines. When the designer asks you to approve the project, take your time. No hurry, take two or three days to a week if you want as long as just one day before the deadline of project delivery to tell the designer has to make more corrections and changes. This probably will explode designer liver but who cares? They are responsible for terrorist attacks our country has suffered lately.
> 8 - finish it! After applying all of this list to your victim, the designer, human nature (to be determined whether they are human or not) will feel a bit insecure. For now you will find can not meet your needs and abandon any hope of winning an argument against you and will do everything you ask without a wince. If you want your design in canary yellow with orange letters will.
> It's easy to think that after all this you won the war against the designers but remember that the goal is that the designer is out of business. So get ready to give the final blow. While making the final decisions on colors, text, images, etc. Tell him you feel disappointed by their lack of initiative, he is the designer and should be the one who make decisions using their experience and talent, not you.
> Tell you expected more initiative and advice from you and you're already sick of his lack of creativity and that from now on you will do your own designs in Microsoft Publisher or Word instead of paying for their services. After that you can be sure that the world will be a graphic designer which care less. "
>
> Real as life itself Do not you?
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Japanese Modeling Nyc
yoyo man!
the question is: how long has this guy spent on the yoyo? CHECK OUT THESE
the question is: how long has this guy spent on the yoyo? CHECK OUT THESE
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