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AND THIS OTHER:
gay symptoms:
1. Reach 30 and have no stomach, sure you are gay.
2. Blow pallets: mariconada! the only things a man can really suck, it is precisely that part of the women who are imagining ... (And if you imagine anything, sure you are gay)
3. Having a cat: Only a homosexual would have accomplished a cat. A cat is like a dog but a queer version, washed with their own language, bury their feces, eating fish and never gets drunk. That is, the man who lives with a cat at home, lives in deep gay relationship. Just look: A dog called with masculine dignity, dog fucker, come here "or" go fucking dog ", but a cat ..." bsss-bsss-bsss, kiti kiti kiti, look nice, so my cute kitty "...¡ putooooooooo!
4. Do not go hunting or fishing, because there is no bathroom. A true man shits everywhere and is cleaned with what you find.
5. Ask for decaf, coffee with skim milk or the like: Poof! Coffee is coffee, must be strong! ... Is male! The only things that can be added to coffee is, cognac and whiskey or on tequila default, everything else is whoring.
6. Know the names of more than 4 cakes: A man known only enough to eat at a bar.
"where we have seen a real man enters a bar and say" sorry, I could bring two pieces of lemon pie and a brownie ?"... Puto!, With 20 teams in the first division and 25 players in each ... who do you have room in memory to remember the names of the cakes?
7. Driving with both hands is veeeeery gay, and if the cowboys get to the bull rope with one hand ... why a man needs two hands to grip the steering wheel. The two hands on the wheel, only two moments: passing or playing trumpet, at other times the right hand should be free to tune the radio, talking on the phone, smoking, eating a sandwich, and get a beer with his girlfriend etc fajar.
8. "I love to dance ..." Dance by men only need to get close to an old, but then they will love it ... do not think so!
9. Know the names of the actors and actresses, fashion and movies or novels in which they acted, it's girls, a real man just remember that guy you saw in another film cutting off heads with a sword in each hand.
10. Which is set well or how badly a woman wears and can remember what color was her dress: joooooootooooo! A man just remember how good it was.
11. Check the expiration date on products, fag, fag and fag recontra! deveras a man is immune to obsolete products.
12. Receive and send e-mails that talk about friendship, love, tenderness and other high whoring that are illustrated with photos of children, flowers, angels and dogs queers doing joterías, and ultimately threaten you that if you do not forward you something terrible will happen. FUCKING SICK!
13. He spends most of his time on the internet, searching for his "other half" on blind date sites and things like that, jotisssssiiiiimmmmooo! the internet was invented only for two things: to send e-mails from work and watch pornography.
14. In his phone has all contacts classified by alphabet name, age, family, friends, work friends etc. etc. Puto, puto puto! a man has in his contacts with all his old comrades and, with its secular nicknames as "the bald sobas" the guts "" Turkish "" Trout "truck" among others .....
as will be gay is not as easy as you think, because they must cover many things, this is a short list, so if you are interested to be run .... see .... jajajajaja
AND THIS LAST :
naquísimo is that when you start a conversation made by the phrases "hey crazy" or "hey old."
is naquísimo, put your dog on the roof of your house.
is naquísimo, hitting Calvin decal to your car mion
is naquísimo, wearing leopard thong swimsuit.
is naquísimo, Chev bring cans packed down in your car or your truck box.
is naquísimo, wear white socks with black shoes (and tie).
is naquísimo, hang clothes in front of your home. It naquísimo, bring an image of the Virgin in the shift lever.
is naquísimo, plush dice hanging in the rearview mirror.
is naquísimo, bring the broken sock at the toe
It naquísimo, get a pack of cigarettes on the shoulder.
is naquísimo, used as an undershirt with figures. It naquísimo, do not bring T-shirt. (Blessed naquez)
is naquísimo, put a shirt to the seat of your car.
is naquísimo, bring a car antenna covering the chest to the rear bumper.
is naquísimo, let long little finger nail and pretend it is to play the guitar. It naquísimo, that the old are lifted her skirt to get to a river (and that they see the bottom)
naquísimo is that the child is placed to swim in his underwear.
is naquísimo say "ANCINE" instead of CSA.
is naquísimo, let the mustache secondary.
is naquísimo, let down your pants at the bottom.
is naquísimo, taparte the sun coming through the window of your car, with a towel or other object is naquísimo, planting pine in a gas station.
is naquísimo, using high school ring.
is naquísimo, put your muffler bocho corrneta
is naquísimo, brushing teeth and appear to have rabies is naquísimo, go with your girl to the stadium and take it with fluff (a sun) Pineda ...
is naquísimo, wearing shorts, basketball socks and patent leather shoes (for going to the beach as the Chorus)
is naquísimo, your secretary place the stuffed dog on top of the compu.
It naquísimo, having a gas pedal as a foot. It naquísimo, have a mirror covering the entire windshield. It naquísimo, to play at your wedding dance ticket.
is naquísimo, make tortilla roll.
is naquísimo, bring a comb in the back pocket.
is naquísimo, put a roll of paper board squashed in the car. It naquísimo, eating caramel apple palettes.
is naquísimo, that children walk kicking your wedding cards.
is naquísimo, put like a rubber costume head of your favorite artist. It naquísimo, worn on the shoulder a recorder that seems Christmas tree.
is naquísimo, wear shirts tank top with jeans and boots. It naquísimo, your cake XV years is over three floors and integrated source.
is naquísimo, wear shirts from JPS (John Player Special) is naquísimo, cello with loggerheads.
is naquísimo, bringing the styling section through the middle and layered.
is naquísimo, bring Walt Disney tie shirt with short sleeves. It naquísimo, talking to a radio station and request the song of the moment. Naquísimo
is more, make friends with a radio announcer.
is naquísimo, belong to a fan club.
is naquísimo, have hair on their ears or nose.
is naquísimo, yelling at a morra ... "MASITAS"
is naquísimo, Cutting your hair will cover half of the ear. It naquísimo, bring a hat in bocho.
is naquísimo, RAY-VAN glasses mirror, and pretend they are original.
is naquísimo, post messages on the defense of your car.
is naquísimo, Chev build vessels in the stadium when they suck.
is naquísimo, hang a CD in your rearview mirror.
is naquísimo, put your glasses stratus Bolch.
is naquísimo, jokes to a girl "chhhhhst"
is naquísimo, eat animal crackers
is naquísimo, going to stain the porcelain on the job and your card will see the bottom of the door
is naquísimo, wipe from front as women's naquísimo, wearing a tie made of aluminum cans
is naquísimo, a cord as a string.
is naquísimo, going to rodeo shirt Mexican football team is naquísimo, bring a gold bracelet is over three kilos naco, bring a silver.
is naquísimo, put the name of your girlfriend in your car with rope-style letters.
is naquísimo bring sunglasses indoors.
stuffed bear is naquísimo board put your car on the pretext that the sun eats the color.
is naquísimo bring long hair (men) and have a mug of cassava that can not handle it, thinking that the more you look nice.
is naquísimo bring golden shoes day (for girls), is naquísimo ombliguera use in winter and ride your hole ombligal throughout the city. Bring boots
is naquísimo ranch, being that closest to the ranch has been drinking milk
Alpura double antenna is naquísimo put your car, thinking he is super athletic.
is naquísimo say "Bolshevik" when the real name is "beetle"
naquisimo taxis is a can in the antenna
is naquisimo put the flag on the hood of the car
is naquisimo put on the buses with his plate KE GOOD
naquísimo drinking water is horchata or Jamaica, especially in bag.
is naquísimo take anything on bag.
is naquísimo refreshments punch or strawberry or pineapple
your car is naquísimo polarizing mirror or with 'glitter'
is naquísimo have a car stereo brand 'Mustang'.
is naquísimo put potato sauce. Naquísimo suck the sauce is the bag when your chips run out.
is naquísimo Japanese eat peanuts and sauce pouch.
is naquísimo have the option, buy Canel's gum.
is naquísimo bring small piece or snack in your bag (for women).
is naquísimo have marked a condom in your wallet.
is naquísimo put the napkin round his neck.
is naquísimo use dress socks with shorts.
It naquísimo wear shoes wear pants.
is naquísimo get hotmail accounts and presumably the race.
is naquísimo say "wai Wev worl" or "imeil" It naquísimo peek at a television camera when you see someone interview.
is naquísimo shout something to the camera ...
is naquísimo send a greeting to anyone ...
is naquísimo out at "everyone in Mexico is aware ..."
is naquísimo exit at "The Cabin" is naquísimo be published on any game show.
is naquísimo take your children to chabelo.
is naquísimo buy cotton candy (even though delicious, is not something you should NEVER do in public).
is naquísimo paste decals to your computer.
is naquísimo paste stickers on either side.
is naquísimo use removable tattoos. Especially if you are walt disney.
is naquísimo using digital clock and call "of antics.
is naquísimo ask the time: "How long you got?"
is naquísimo use colguijes of Guadalupe (sorry but it is naco). It colguije naquísimo use any gold other than gold.
is naquísimo use an ankle bracelet.
is naquísimo using toenails painted (women)
is naquísimo buy perfumes at Giant or The Commercial (women)
is naquísimo have any kind of 'light bulbs' in your car that are not agency especially if they blink and flash to the beat but if your music and worse if your music is cumbia.
is naquísimo if you have any cuts of any artist ... you NACO! It naquísimo if you have any autograph that is not a personal dedication that really meet and talk with the artist.
the fact is naquísimo make wedding invitations with embossed and various colors. Naquísimo
is to be put brown shoes with black pants.
is naquísimo if you use promotional products as Coca-Cola clocks, keychains, etc. Or have La Villa Coca-Cola under your window.
is naquísimo if you collect the souvenirs of the wedding and 15 years in your room.
is naquísimo if you hit a thousand stamps to your car. Including the schools you've never attended.
is naquísimo if paint stick a sticker on your VW Beetle drained
is naquísimo hit your car a picture of any television
is naquísimo tell everyone your "big pedas.
is naquísimo out with your girlfriend on Sunday, is naquísimo ... wave throw your maid.
is naquísimo cry DOWN! when you down in a minibus, it must be said: LOW !!!!!!! (Always say down! Low and only one person, inexplicable naquez).
is naquísimo get drunk with beer. Naquísimo
is urinating in the pool.
is naquísimo pee in the shower.
naquísimo whistle is for someone to turn.
is naquísimo bring more disque antenna believing his sports car that looks the most nice and is super athletic
is naquísimo sing songs in English but know you're saying!
knob is naquísimo take (especially mezcal) hidden in a paper bag.
is naquisísimo sing songs from commercials.
is naquísimo tell the truckers' pass me from behind "
is naquísimo put horns in the photos.
is naquísimo snort more than once a laugh.
is naquísimo that whenever you go to watch football at home you wear the shirt of your team and you start to give the 'rattle'.
is naquísimo if you bite your nails and spit, you're a naco dirty (if you're a naco swallows clean icky)
is naquísimo take photos in a landscape where only poke your carota
is naquísimo when the paper runs toilet in a public restroom and the guy in the toilet next to you ask "Do you have paper?".
is naquísimo if not next door and yell "who spent part?" Monaco is full body to take photos inside a house.
naquísimo ask is your girlfriend in front of the price of something or face you know you buy. Naquísimo
is a good song to make a "Re-re-remix."
is naquisísimo if you prefer the remix.
naco is a single cigar smoking more and more people if it is a lighthouse.
is naquísimo making sounds of 'fart' in a public restroom and more if you are alone.
say is naquísimo C'mon expressions such as OK or knowing that you are speaking English.
is naquísimo that instead of saying "both" say "a together." It naquísimo graffiti a wall and put things like "Tripon law" or worse "the Black raffle."
shirt is naquísimo use in a pool is that the ladies naquísimo methane the pool in shorts and t-shirt is the potbellied naquísimo walk shirtless in a more bloody bocho nothing but sports (that slut).
is naquísimo pizza with salsa valentina
is naquísimo women wearing black boots with white socks ahhh! and over a short skirt.
naquísimo bring your shirt is hard rock planet hollywood or embroidered fayuca
is naquisimo .... have a wedding picture in the room, take the fourth one of those pictures where it appears as a baby in four or more within it.
is naquísimo clowns put decorations in the room (the kind of paper mache) is naquísimo put any type of figurine coriiente (especially if they are of those who come in potato sacks)
is naquísimo to chafamex quality poster in your room and think you see (chidísimos).
is naquísimo see movies Stalone or Arnold and believe they are good. Naquísimo see beverly
is rich and is designed
gringa naquísimo see any series and hope that your life is paresca (or worse, feel that in fact it seems)
is naquísimo as a postscript to "Viva la Familia"
is naquísimo Being overweight (a), dark (a), living in a popular neighborhood and give your child as any of the original characters from Beverly Hills (Brandon, Brenda, Dylan etc.) or worst put them "Michael" "Michaelle" etc. .
is naquísimo go to the corner store, refuse to shampoo pens "Vanart" and ask for a "Heland cholders."
naquísimo use pañoletitas is famous in her hair, being that it is in vogue since the summer of 99.
naquísimo face painting is in the car is naquísimo enchinarte
eyelashes with a spoon and more if you're in the car
is naquísimo still ride on the tabs
enchinandote pesera naquisimo to squeeze the grain is in the rearview mirror of the car, chale!
is naquisimo answer the cell phone out loud when the movie already started
is naquisimo say "I've never had to shave or shave their legs
is naquisimo taco smell the sweat ropa
Es naquísimo sacarte el moco en un elevador y apretar cualquier botón. Es naquísimo decir cuando ves un coche padre "yo se lo presté".
Es naquísimo decir Mercedens Bens.
Es naquísimo decir cuando contestas el telefono o saludas a alguien.....que hongo.
Es naquísimo en hombres, cuando tienes el cabello corto de adelante y largo de atras.
Es naquísimo el que se hechó la trilogia de las Marias (Maria Mercedes, Maria la del Barrio y Marimar).
Es naquísimo el que usa playeras negras de grupos de metal y tus grupos favoritos son Limite, Caballo Dorado,los Ilegales, y todos esos.
Es naquísimo traer celular y tenerlo apagado o desactivado
Es naquísimo Dummy use brands to be fashionable. Versanchez. Mike tennis, or Mezchino Maschine shirts, trousers etc. .. lebis
is naquísimo when he smiles and teeth are silver or gold is naquísimo his belt buckle is bigger than the belt. It was still a woman naquísimo see hairy legs and armpits too. Naquísimo
It serves you the breeches "discreetly."
is naquísimo say it was the jukebox CocaCola
record is naquísimo wedding as the wedding of Lucero and Mijares. It naquísimo to shower in his underwear at the beach.
wetting is naquísimo pools.
is naquísimo dress like Mexican flag on 15 September.
is naquísimo say "aiga" instead of "there" is naquísimo
say words like "you did", "you said," trajistes "," dress "
naquísimo is still living in a hut, have SKY, DirectTV or satellite dish.
naquísimo use the Internet is just to chat, and on top with cable modem or ISDN connection. Naquísimo
is not lost or Gateway Home Bazaar or 12 cores
is that for the carnival naquísimo buy tickets from a month earlier.
is naquísimo that would be of compadre Joe Lara naquísimo
is that its scope is scheduled Wave Radio stations, La Poderosa, La Maquina Tropical, Z, K is naquísimo bring good
decals all checks from 70 so far in the rear window of the car
use a screwdriver is naquísimo insurance car door
pink dress is naquísimo Mexican naquísimo
is up to the mic with a fragrance fraiche .. .
is naquísimo putting socks in the car
is naquísimo Winie buy socks or walt disney Pooh in the center
is naquísimo breakfast from street
is naquísimo bring a car of the year and with good sound, with the k sound is naquísimo have many bootlegs
is naquísimo put plastic tablecloths on the table
is naquísimo not know the difference between dinner and snack
is naquísimo cross the knife in the fork when you finished eating it naquísimo sneezing and not cover your mouth and nose.
naquísimo coughing is not cover your mouth somewhere Cerrado naquísimo
is wearing red underwear (HOBr and women).
is naquísimo brush your teeth with your hand or stick on the table
naquísimo is that when you stuck a piece of food you unclog it by hand and I'll eat pussy.
is naquísimo the sweater wearing pants with
is naquísimo the saying "sanduis" or "shanwich." Naquísimo
is the one who says "my warbler" his girlfriend
naquísimo which is up to the music blaring from the car and believes trouser
is naquísimo the pool to buy flip flops in various colors.
is naquísimo which puts swimsuit thong (male and female) is naquísimo which asks for money to his girlfriend but he does not pay. It naquísimo that sounds reverse throw you
Lambada weevil is naquísimo you in bras "have bathe" or tears in the corner of my eye, or your name on the upper back.
is naquísimo if your haircut looks like any character in the film Last of the Mohicans.
is naquísimo if you hang a dog chain or cord to your belt clip to the bag.
is naquísimo Rambo if you use pants with Nike sneakers.
is naquísimo if you read the book or the Sensational Cowboy Town and Market.
is naquísimo if it passes a girl with the haunting Pegaditas pants with eyes still half an hour and you stand or stretch your neck even though you know that you no longer see anything.
Montana is naquísimo if you smoke, boots, wings and wool as well as bring you buy a Marlboro.
is naquísimo if every time you wash the water is black.
is naquísimo if you use "chanpu" of bathing or Capris.
is naquísimo if the rear bumper of your car says "Have Kick me" and the front says "Your sister" or yet "Almost an Angel
naquísimo
is wasting your time reading this, and above take note!
IN THESE CASES IS WHEN I THINK THE INTERNET HAS BECOME A GARBAGE!
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