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....................................... STRAWBERRY WITH GUN ................................ NACO
CAUTIOUS WITH GUN ............................................. ......................... STRAWBERRY
OFFENDERS WITH MANICURE ............................................. PLAY BOY ....................
MANICURE WITH NACO ............................................... .................. GAY MILL WITH WINGS
............................................. ................................ WINGED ANGEL NACO
............. ..................................................
MURCIELAGO FRESA .............. In the brothel .............................. ............................. BUSCA PLACER NACO
In the brothel ........................................... ................ LOOKING FOR SISTER STRAWBERRY
NEWSPAPER READING .......................................... INTELLECTUAL NACO
............. ................................ NEWSPAPER READING ....................... BUSCA CHAMBA FRESA
RUNNING ............................................. ............................. RUNNING ATHLETE NACO
.............................................. ............................ Ratter
............................................ STRAWBERRY WHITE DRESS ........... DOCTOR NACO
............................................ WHITE DRESS ........... BRIEFCASE WITH STRAWBERRY MILK
............................................. ........................ EXECUTIVE BRIEFCASE WITH NACO
............................................. ....................... STRAWBERRY SELLER HOMOSEXUAL
.............................................. ...................... GAY NACO HOMOSEXUAL
.............................................. ..................... SCRATCHING
PUTO FRESA .............................................. ...................... ALLERGIC NACO
SCRATCHING ...............................................
Sarnosa ...................... A CAR WITH STRAWBERRY ..................... NACO
................................... MOTORIST WITH A CAR ........ MECHANICAL
................................................ STRAWBERRY AUTO HANDLING ............................................... ....... NACO
AUTO PILOT DRIVING ............................................. ......... STRAWBERRY IN A DRIVER
COMMISSIONER ............................................ ........ COMPLAINANT
NACO at a police station ............................................ STRAWBERRY ARRESTED
TIRED ........ ...................................... .................................... NACO EXECUTIVE WITH STRESS TIRED
............................................ .............................. PINCHE FRESA READING THIS dude
............................................ ..................... NACO
READING THIS REFLECTS ............................................. ................. SE RIE like imbeciles ...
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Learning English
Who the fuck. said English is easy?? To view this course consists of 3 modules:
1 - Basic Module
In English: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?
In English: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which Which witch watch Swatch watch?
2 - Advanced Module
In English: Three witches 'transvestite' buttons look three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which buttons Swatch watch?
In English: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which Which switched witch watch Swatch watch switch?
3 - ... and this one is to master
In English: Three Swedish switched witches watch three watches buttons Swatch Swiss. Which Swedish switched witch watch which button to watch Swatch Swiss?
In English: Three switched witches watch Swedisch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Swedisch Which switched witch Swatch watch Swiss watch Which switch?
And now practicing around the world!! Finally
Guide Admission Examination Questions Examinations varied career Reformed Admission Admission to the 2008.
LAW SCHOOL Have you seen Law and Order? __Yes ___NO
Do you know rob? __Yes __No
His greatest skill is the choro and the nail? EGG ___I ___NO
She likes living at the expense of another's misfortune? __Yes ___NO
That's it. FACULTY OF ENGINEERING
Do you drink? __Yes ___NO
"Much Much? __Yes ___NO
Really? __Yes ___NO
pedas you attend the School? __Yes ___NO
Know at least 20 big words? (Note: high-flown to say that they know about pure
fucking rude.) ___I EGG ___NO piropea
Le whistles and any broom skirt walks past? ___SINCHO CALIMA ___ NEL
very machin is believed? EGG ___I ___NO
PHILOSOPHY What is the meaning of life?
What do you think of capitalism?
Who are you?
What is the sound of the palm of a hand?
Do you feel misunderstood and neglected by the society that surrounds them?
If a tree falls and no one is around Do you produce sound?
Are we or are we doing? Is
you?
What about us?
And this school?
If it is all a product of the imagination which do you smoke?
Will you share with your classmates?
Do you know that the grass does not smoke? Does
to pay for tuition? __Yes ___No (This question is worth 99% of exam)
DESIGN AND ARCHITECTURE
Are you a fag? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question) Let
blowjob and answer, is joto? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
I exit the closet, uninhibited and responsive, is joto? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
has had a heartbreak now fleeing women good they are or are these? __ YES (Go to pay the box) __No (Go to next question) you hate now
women and prefer to have a relationship with men? _ YES (go to pay the box) __No (Go to next question)
So what if joto? __Yes (go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
prefer entertainment to make houses, and cartoons tracitos not to think of that old? __ YES (go to pay the box) __No (Go to next question)
Want to be in this college? __Yes (Then you fag, go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
Then he wants to meet men, escape from the old, and draw flowers jotito analysis systems is it? __Yes (Pass payable to the box) __No (Go to next question)
VETERINARY MEDICINE
Would you fart every day wear, dress clothes and put him ranch hand to the cows? __Yes ___NO
is everything.
Accounting, Marketing and Management have
Know?
SI__NO__ Know add?
SI__NO__ subtract Know? SI__NO__
If one or more answers with a 'yes' go to pay the cash and wait 4 years for his title
NURSING AND NUTRIOLOGÍA
Do you know chat? __Yes ___NO
Do you know chat? __Yes ___NO
Would you be willing to chat all the time off and longer if necessary? __Yes ___NO COMMUNICATIONS
you gossip? __Yes __No
This lackeys willing to work in a program that airs only in the mountains? __Yes __No
I love knowing more gruesome stories of their friends without having to learn anything about morals? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question)
For more screwed up it is always loves to be fashionable? __Yes (Go to pay the box) ___No (Go to next question) has
new car to brag to the guys? __Yes (value of 80%) ___No (go to hell)
leverage over the major TV networks or companies needing chingonas wasting your money in a communications expert asshole? _If (Go to sign up) __ No (Go away counting)
MEDICINE
Do you have a social life? __Yes (Maybe forget it) ___NO (already fulfilled the first requirement)
Would you like to cut up bodies? __Yes ___NO
Would you like solitude? __Yes ___NO
Would you like to eat from decaying bodies? __Yes ___NO
Would you like to see up close the most dreadful diseases and injuries? __Yes ___NO
Is necrophiliac? __Yes ___ NO? TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY
which college do you run?
Are you willing to work in maquila? Even if it
__Yes operator? __Yes
TEC's all
DE MONTERREY (ITESM) How
win your father?
How much does your mother?
How do you make?
Would you like to spend money in return for a strawberry? __Yes (No choice of NO)
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